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shelf shock

when there is an overload of senses to shoppers when they go to a shelf and it is filled to the brim with eyecatching/bright colored boxes making the shopper overwhelmed and angry.
Shopper: "AARRRGGH! Muh Eyes! Muh Head! Too...Many...Things...Trying To Get My Attention!"
Shopper #2: "Ha ha, you just got Shelf Shock!"
Shopper 2 starts to laugh his @$$ off at other shopper's misery
by Devi8 May 8, 2008
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Bill Shock

The surprise received when receiving an excessive phone bill. Most common with the recently popular smartphones and their data intensive internet capabilities.
Steve: "I got my charges for my new iPhone plan the other day and suffered major bill shock!"
by CuriousQuam March 20, 2009
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stealth shocker

just a reglar old shocker, but this time, yor girl doesnt see it coming.
tiffany was surprised when she had the stealth shocker
by bitchpiss June 28, 2009
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The Shocker

Drew: Yo, last night I got with Amanda and I pulled The shocker on her!!!

Koe: Shit dude!! Thats Mad Gush!!!!!
by Drew10314 August 30, 2009
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Falcon Shock

Girl: "Oh Captin Falcon, give it to me"
Captain Falcon: (wind up) "FALCON SHOCK"
by luminator April 14, 2010
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Choc shock

1. when you don't have chocolate for ages usualy months at a time and then u have a peice of choccolate and get overcome with it an want more and more

2. when you don't have choccolate for ages you have one and you then experience a 'mini orgasm' this is actually proved by scientists that havin no chocolate for long periods of time and then havein some can give a sexual high.
person 1: Omg havent had chocolate in ages so i went for some, had it and ive never felt anythin like it!! almost felt sexual lol

person2: sounds like you have had a choc shock :L
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) October 5, 2011
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Sexy Shock

When your in complete shock when someone sexy passes you or you see them or if they talk to you and you say what because your in shock that someone as sexy would talk to a dirt bag like you.
Thinking.....

Mac and cheese or pasta bacon cabornara

Sexy Person 1: " I like macronni cheese".

Dirt bag you:" I love cheese". stutters it.
now your in sexy shock
by Fuzzy13456789123467984531 July 30, 2011
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