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Salmon Licker

Lesbian, gay or bisexual female. A woman who enjoys the delights of giving oral pleasure with the tongue.
1. "You guys are wasting your time, she's a real salmon licker."
2. Man1: "How did the first date go last night, did you get laid?"
Man2: "Fucking waste of time, the bitch must be a Salmon Licker"
by Sebonis February 24, 2010
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Salmon

Someone who drives up and down a road repeatedly all day, with nothing better to do
Person 1:Is that the same car again?
Person 2:Yeah, that guy is such a salmon.
by 1333333333333333333337 October 20, 2010
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Salmon stripes

Where stretch marks on a girls thighs or butt resemble the alternating pink and white stripes of salmon sushi.
That girl has some serious salmon stripes!
by Gopher smoker October 14, 2011
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Solo Laugh

That awkward moment when you're by yourself and just can't fight the urge to laugh at something funny.
Alicia: Did you see Family Guy last night? It was so funny!
April: Yeah, I know; I could hear you solo laugh through the walls.

"Those face swaps make me solo laugh so hard, man!"
by chompitychomp November 15, 2011
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Solo Sock

A term used to describe a guy who crashes at your place, and uses one of his socks to masturbate with, leaving him with only one. But he wears it anyway.
Apparently he played for team "solo sock" last night. He could have at least taken the other off when he came to breakfast.
by WhiteManFlail December 17, 2012
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Salmon-Beard-Santa

A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.
Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.
by thehighyeast September 30, 2012
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Solocellaseemia

The moment you realize that someone has left their cell phone behind and you can't tell them because they don't have their phone with them.
I had solocellaseemia this morning when my husband left for work.
by flamingboots November 9, 2012
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