Shower Schizophrenia

When your shower randomly changes to the polar opposite temperature in a matter of seconds.

Joe: Hey, i'm gonna take a shower.
Carter: Alright
Minutes later....
Joe: AHHHHH FUCK!
Carter: Shit, i forgot to tell him about the shower schizophrenia

by Jrod0708 June 24, 2010

butt shower

A shower for you buttocks, esp. after having explosive diarrhea ; any large-scale washing of a body part

Simon took a butt shower after he exploded on the toilet.

by Goldenkirby December 16, 2006

Peruvian Shower

Showering one self with large amounts of old spice in order to hide the horrible stench of body oder.

Dude u haven't showered in days and smell like ass. Why don't you take a peruvian shower before we go to the party.

by javier pendejo December 4, 2009

The Cisco Shower

To consume a large amount of cheap malted alcoholic beverage to the point of nausea..then hooking up with a girl..and finally getting her to strattle you...as you insert your penis..you projectile vomit all over her breasts...a shower of Cisco malt beverage

Casanovia college, NY. A guy named Mike met a cute redheaded girl..while playing the drinking game "asshole"..they hit it off and to her dorm room they go..only to finally vomit on her tits..and finally in a naked fury and vomiting over the side of her bed...to loudly fart in her face..ass only about 6 inches from her nose...THE CISCO SHOWER...then back to Shirley, NY it is...

by Mike Ev. September 18, 2005

Italian Shower

To not wash but spray deodorant over the body to cover the odour cos of lack of time or total laziness.

I brushed my teeth but had an Italian shower due to the lack of time and was still late for work.

by C.W August 1, 2006

Golden Shower

latin: Mictus pluvia
The simplest of fetishes, the Golden Shower involves one partner simply spraying a lover or friend with the warm drops of one's micturition.

Urine has never gotten the attention it deserves in the sexual world. Sure, it's great for expelling waste, but did you know that it's also great for spraying bathing girls in a golden shower?

by Dirty Buck Nasty April 13, 2010

Texas Baby Shower

When your having sex with a girl and right before you blow your load off into her pull out and shoot it into a fan and jizz splatters everywhere. This was thuogh up by and originally posted by me ...... Tim Davis from Texas

me and your mom threw a Texas Baby Shower last night

by Texas Tim Davis March 24, 2009