Guy 1: Ohh baby I’m ready for the sex
Girl 1: You want me to call the John to preform theKansas City Slugger ?
Guy 1: Already called him told him 9:30
Girl 1: You want me to call the John to preform theKansas City Slugger ?
Guy 1: Already called him told him 9:30
by Cumblastedflakes December 17, 2018
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My girl had to take a wicked shit this morning I stepped in picked her up and I gave her a reverse Minnesota Snuggle
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by anonymous May 14, 2021
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Wow Jeff and Linda are so freaky! Jeff told me they visited the butcher last week to do a sexy little Haitian Meat Smuggling. Apparently Linda loves being a Haitian Meat Smuggler.
by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021
Get the Haitian Meat Smuggler mug.A jim front snuggle is the worst type of snuggle. Generally speaking, a jim seeking comfort will ambush its prey before nestling in on top of it. In order for a jim front snuggle to be entirely ‘Jim front’, the jim must always be the one on top with his head on the chest of its victim.
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Get the pookie wookie sugarplum snugglebunny mug.What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.
Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?
by QuacksO December 10, 2023
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