Shankar Ram

A nerd with 100 yottabyte memory and whose IQ is more than 200

Omg, you got a nobel prize and an oscar? You are a Shankar Ram

by nerdyman23 November 22, 2013

Shank

From Shit + Wank, to masturbate whilst taking a shit.

I want a wank but I really need to take a shit and there isn't time for both! I know, I'll have a Shank!

by Mvfekker January 1, 2014

Shank

The art of taking a shit whilst having a wank. Great way to save time. Also heightening the pleasure factor, as a big firm dump squeezes past the male g-spot.

I had a monster shit last night. Time was not on my side, so I decided to double up and had myself an awesome shank.

Or....

My flatmate left the bathroom door unlocked last night, I accidentally walked in on him Shanking!

by Bandicles January 12, 2014

shank fee

An unfair fee you're still going to pay for something because you need it.

That soda at a movie theater is like a shank fee.

You gotta pay the shank fee to drink that bottled water in this hotel room.

You want a Cigarette in this prison? Pay the shank fee.

by TheAlcazar February 15, 2014

Shank

To stab someone with a knife; to fuck someone over, to fuck someone in the ass, to kill bitches

Dude if you dont stop being a jack knob, I'm gonna shank you!

by thatnolachix January 2, 2015

Shank Squad

A squad (group) of people that seek to shank (stab) other people out of anger or enjoyment.

Person 1; 'Oh my god! What happened to you?'
Person 2; 'I never paid Dan his money so I got jumped by the shank squad'

by GangstaNigga February 1, 2015

Shank

Shank; verb. The lascivious act of simultaneously masturbating and defecating culminating in a dual expulsion and an unrivalled sense of euphoria.

Chaps I have just shanked, you were all right, it is like being touched by god.

by Scrumbum September 25, 2014