Swinging the tow-rope

A nautical term usually describing a sailor aboard a disabled yacht looking for assistance from a passing vessel. Exposing your penis in the hope that a complete stranger will provide you with a charity wank or hand-shandy.

Q: Is that Beasley on the foredeck swinging the tow-rope?

A: Put the binoculars down, Brenda..don't encourage him

by Dave the ex May 23, 2018

Swinto

When you don't enjoy beef, but you insist on eating anyway.

"Martin you know you can't eat beef it fucks up your stomach."
- (Martin)"Yeah, I know. To hell with this swinto."

by therealjinc May 25, 2018

Swing Le Boiis

When you do a weird almost standing up splits and swing your hips to prevent your nuts from sticking to your thigh
just swing your hips to the side of your body and swing back and forth repeatedly until testes are unstuck.

my boiis are a sticking lemme give em a swingin! In this Case you gotta Swing Le Boiis

by trjtkryl June 8, 2018

Swing dogs

A good set of lung protectors.

Wowwweee, check out the swing dogs on that chick.

by CBR250RR September 5, 2018

Swindon Academy

Means

Shit

Racist
Sexist
Pathetic

Petty
Annoying
Dickheads
Stooopid teachers

Any teacher of Swindon academy should jump off bridge

by Factinator69.9 October 2, 2018

Swingle

Someone who goes to an orgy alone.

Rob broke the ‘couples only’ rule when he showed up at the orgy. He was going as a swingle.

by Sheldon Trollope October 29, 2018

swing and slap

the action of slapping somebody with a wooden ruler. the specified area of which the ruler impacts may vary.

Me: Imma swing and slap Ryan so he stop being a lil bich.

by NiggaWhoLikesHead February 20, 2019