Slip a mickey

A term used to refer to put a sleeping pill in one's beverage.

"I better slip a mickey in (insert name here)'s drink before s/he comes back so I can stash his/her birthday presents."

by Sindur December 29, 2004

slimdick

tampon; aka Vagina Slims

I sent my boyfriend to the store to buy a box of slimdicks.

by dsimms May 24, 2008

Slipper Sneaks

Slippers that also act as tennis shoes. They can be worn at night or as normal tennis shoes during the day. They are often worn with a bathrobe when doing the nightly exercises known as "Moon Stretches". The only known pair of Slipper Sneaks belongs to GYSGT. Beatrice Middleton. They are crazy sweet. So if you want your feet to be fit for weeks get yourself a pair of Slipper Sneaks.

Beatrice: Hey honey, did you see that moon? I'd better put on my Slipper Sneaks.

Bryant: Okay, it must be time for our Moon Stretches again. But what are Slipper Sneaks?

Beatrice: Only the most comfy sneakers ever! They're not only slippers, they're tennis shoes. You see here? (she lifts her foot up showing Bryant) See, they look like a tennis shoe. But they're also a slipper.

Bryant: Where can I get a pair? I love these!

Beatrice: Easy, honey. I've got tons of these. Now how about we do a nice, soft massage on you? These Slipper Sneaks would work great for that.

Bryant: Awesome! That felt really good. You almost went whole body, there.

Beatrice: Yes, Slipper Sneaks rule! A sneaker and a slipper combined. The best shoes any Gunny Granny could wear. A Gunny Granny's gotta love her shoes, now. (She kisses Bryant)

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 3, 2011

Crip Slips

A type of house slipper made of corduroy. Often times worn in blue or black. Gang members known as "Crips" are often to be know to wear them.

Yo! Where do I get some of those Crip Slips? My feet are killing me.

by ccrrules October 7, 2009

purple helmet yogurt slinger

one of the better synonyms for penis. Often said preceding laughter.

On his way to the carnival, the purple helmet yogurt slinger attacked several bearded clam encampments.

by Purple Helmet Yogurt Slinger October 27, 2008

slippin' him the ham and cheese

a phrase used when no other words can describe what you are talking about

Maybe the only people in the NBA who can't dunk are like point guards, you know, like slippin' him the ham and cheese.

by billy bob thorton II January 31, 2008

Slizzered

The state of being really drunk, but not quite yet fubar

I can't believe how slizzered I got last night, you should have seen it!

by Serra November 10, 2003