Show Up, Shut Down, Clock In and Check Out.

This phenomenon describes how some people react to undesirable and uninspiring work situations. This phenomenon is mainly applicable to people working boring, mindless jobs, most of whom perform rote work -- e.g., data entry -- or are paid simply simply for their presence -- e.g., a booth attendant. Activities that constitute 'shutting down' and checking out' include: napping, reading, sending excessive/unnecessary text messages, and listening to one's iPod.

Elliott: I'm surprised Tom hasn't gotten more sleep today -- doesn't he have to work the graveyard shift tonight?
Mark: Yeah, but remember, he's a booth attendant in the middle of the night...he's just going to Show up, Shut down, Clock in and Check out.

by paradigms October 23, 2009

bitch shut the heck up day

Bitch shut the heck up day is a holiday on January 21st in which users change their profile picture to an image or braixen saying "bitch shut the heck up"

It's bitch shut the heck up day pls repost to spread awareness

by ghhhhghhgh January 21, 2018

you shut your whore mouth

When something is said to you and you found it slightly offensive and wish to make a joke of the situation while also disregarding the remark.

Bob: You're bad and you should feel bad.
You: You shut your whore mouth!

by flowflow June 12, 2014

How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!

A way of saying "Shut the fuck up", usually used in Internet forums.

"How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

a dog that just wont shut the fuck up

That Dog that your Neighbor has that just wont Shut the fuck up.

(Dog barking)
Victim 1: LET ME SLEEP YOU FUCKING BITCH,

Victim 2: what?
Victim 1: MY NEIGHBOR HAS A DOG THAT JUST WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP

by MateoDoge April 25, 2020

You can shut the hell up

The best retort ever.

Hey, can I ask why you're being such a jerk?

You can shut the hell up.

I think the problem is with you.

I think the problem is that you're not shutting the hell up.

by DesPERRYado November 10, 2004

How about a nice cup of Shut The Fuck Up?

One of many things to say to someone that needs to stop talking nonsense or bothering you.

I told those loud-mouthin fat-ass black chicks to have a nice cup of shut the fuck up. I was surprised when they actually tried to.

by Papa Smurf December 1, 2004