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running off my face

running off my face generally describes how badly your nose runs while you have a cold or during allergy season.
charlotte: charles, my allergies are killing me today. the pollen count must be at least a million. my freaking nose is running off my face.

charles: here's a box of tissues, babygirl. dang, looks like you are gonna need em.
by sweetontweety7777 March 29, 2009
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runny monkey

The runny monkey is when you take a monkey about 1.5 feet in stature. Once acquired a monkey of this size you have sex with its asshole as hard as you possibly can stretching it out and eventually killing it. Once the monkey is dead you hold it up above your head and squeeze all of the shit, blood, and guts into your mouth and drink it.
My dog's asleep so I might just opt for a runny monkey.
by RJH 3 January 18, 2008
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Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.
Flippy: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016
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Running on Empty

Due to chronic masturbation, this term describes the situation when a puff of air is ejaculated instead of semen.
Geez, I need to stop jerking off like it owes me money, I am running on empty.
by the quaker June 9, 2007
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Running of the Bulls

An extreme sexual manuver when a man is on top of a woman and the man tries to throw the woman around the room while still maintaining insertion.
Guy 1: Did you hear? Bob and Lisa went to the running of the bulls?
Guy 2: Naw d00de.
by CamRon Bawllsack March 11, 2008
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Runny Taco

The act of taking a crap on a womans chest and then proceeding to titty fuck her using the poo as lube.
My wife is a dirty whore, so I gave her a runny taco.
by Mandini January 24, 2009
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running your fingers

the term "running their fingers" refers to someone who likes to talk sh*t, but the only way they do this is via facebook or other social networking media, or via text message, or anything that uses finger power to communicate. it's said running their fingers instead of mouths because they never say any of this stuff to someone in person. & they never would, because they are too p*ssy.
jessica: *typing on facebook* "ok. u can bring it..lol i dont have a prob fightin wit u..i do have a prob fighting wit people who are 300 pounds more then me :) SEE UUUU !!!"
everyone else: "naw b*tch, we know you just running your fingers. you ain't gonna do sh*t!"
& when she "SEES UUUU" she says nothing & runs away.
by to0o true January 24, 2011
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