Baby rape

Baby rape is a woman engaging in sex for the purpose of becoming pregnant regardless of the wishes of her partner. Commonly this involves sabotaged condoms or lying about being on the pill. This can also involve a woman physically holding a man who wants to pull out until he ejaculates.

Places with high incidents of baby rape include military bases, south central Los Angeles, and rural high schools. It should also be noted baby rape is more likely when the male is more fiscally secure or more likely to move to a large town than other male residents. Hence American males are prone to baby rape in places like Russia, Jamaica, and south east Asia. This also holds true for urban males in rural areas of America and increases the odds the perpetrator is jailbait.

Jack: I'm gonna cum
Jack: I said I'm gonna cum I need to pull out
Jack: Damnit Jill let me pull out!
Jack: Unnnnh!
Jack: Did you just baby rape me?
Jill: Damn right I did I want to have a baby!
Jack: I thought we agreed not to have a baby until we buy a house.
Jill: You agreed but I want a baby now.

by Popov of the gods January 19, 2009

Text Message Rape

The unwanted barrage of text messages via mobile device(s).

Francis was up until 3 A.M. being Text Message Raped.

by .hYpNoSiS. May 9, 2008

Rape Slide

While leaning against a wall, sliding from a standing position down to the fetal position, while crying. Most often done in the shower.

After hearing about my grandmother's sex life, I felt like doing the rape slide.

by michmerr March 5, 2008

Rape

An unforgivable act of violation, unless some sort of sexual act of fantasy. Can happen to both women AND MEN.

Yeah, either he didn’t brush his hair, or he got raped last night.

by pleasedtoplease November 6, 2017

lunch rape

When someone forcibly goes to lunch with someone else against their consent.

Trent lunch raped Austin the other day. Austin told Trent to get out of his car, but ended up taking him to lunch anyways.

by Austin Bloomz Scabby Chode March 9, 2007

sensory rape

Large blockbuster movies make full advantage of all senses to literally perform a sensory rape on their audience, to make sure it stimulates people enough to go watch the film, regardless of how shit the story probably is.

I just watched the Terminator 3 trailer at the imax and I got a right royal sensory raping.

I was sensory raped by the new Batman Forever trailer

by bobbylocksville May 21, 2009

game rape

Can also mean the phenomenon involving a marginally playable game whose physics and controls are so fundamentally broken that it rapes anybody who tries to play it. Sonic The Hedgehog 2006 comes to mind.

Kudos to Pokecapn, Illuminatus Vespucci, Kung Fu Jesus, Medibot, and Kaz, for braving over twenty hours of game rape to bring us all a Let's Play of Sonic 2006, the game that decides for itself whether or not you get to beat it.

by spinaltapsoundguy January 21, 2010