Probofskinspirts

When you shit yourself too much on the toilet that your toilet blows up because you said too many racial slurs at the funeral speech for your dead mother in law.
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Oh fuck me hard I might’ve received the Probofskinspirts at the children’s daycare center 🦍🦍🐒🐒🦍🐒🌈🌈✊🏿🫡🫡🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦はたなたやあなたやたゆ WoWaWowwa

by Urrrrrrrpoody February 7, 2023

procourus

A little white man with outward feet, beaver teeth, and an obsession with ketchup.

Procourus is a really weird fella.

by EmilyGdog February 22, 2023

prison cricket

Typically a woman who receives mail from random men in prison.

Jesus christ Rose! This whole stack of mail is from different inmates! What are you somekind of prison cricket.

by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023

Prison Pills

Medications that inhibit the ability to create and retain memories, often benzodiazepines.

Patient: "Hello, Doctor: I suffer from anxiety and depres-"

Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"

NEXT DAY

Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.

Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"

Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"

by puffingbillies December 11, 2022

Prison Custard

When you get gangbanged in prison and they all cum in your ass. Afterwards, when you squat, the "custard" comes out.

Inmate 1-"Lets go give the new guy some of the famous Prison Custard."

3-5 guys follow

1 hour later
New guy - " Oh god! I'll never see custard the same way again!"

by Custard Fanatic December 12, 2022

Prison Ramen

Ramen Noodles made with more than 3 add ins besides the salt packet.

“Earlier, I put onions, egg, and hot sauce in my Ramen Noodles.”

“Yeah, that was prison ramen”

by anonymous January 12, 2023

Procopius

When someone doesn't tip or give gratuity when it is expected.

Man, I can't believe how procopius that guy was!

by flying x January 22, 2023