SAT Professional

A place that all Asian boys go, lose their hopes and dreams and realize that's where they will stay for the next four years with pain and agony.

Hey, I'm going to SAT Professional during summer!

by MichaelZZZ June 17, 2017

pussy professor

whatchu repin nigga bout to educate the motherfucking shit out this pussy right now right quick, long dick style

Dat young nigga Bollan the straight up PuSsY pRoFeSsOr.

by Thot Destroyer af May 3, 2018

conscious professional

Conscious professionals are people who actively engage with the environment and community around them: working towards reducing their environmental impact on the world by making choices based on good reason and research (i.e.mostly vegan, buy local, don't waste water, avoid single-use plastic); they are open-minded and accepting of all sexes, races and cultures and take action to break down social barriers and unjust norms. While building successful careers for themselves, they are not driven purely by monetary success, but rather success in the multitude of aspects that define life as a human on this earth (including, but not exclusive to: self-growth, inner-peace, strong interpersonal relationships, connecting with nature).

"They make ecobricks at home - that's so conscious professional! "
"The house of the conscious professionals" (a group of conscious professionals living together)
"I'm a conscious professional"

by sindiswa August 28, 2018

google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs

My name is Kevin Chen, I am a google professional

by punnytummy October 12, 2018

The Professional

A highly un-inteligent person who has a brain of mush

U have a brain of the Professional

by H dawgy August 27, 2019

Nutty Professor

The title of a movie about a College professor who has an ego named Buddy Love & has a family who loves eating a huge load of food.

I remember watching "The Nutty Professor" & i I didn't care for it.

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK December 27, 2020

blacktop professor

court preacher. drops knowledge without being asked. unexpected source of wisdom. not an actual professor.

see also: couch professor

"blacktop professor coming in with the 3" (good advice)
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying

"blacktop professor: cut the shit"

by throwstones January 25, 2021