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Plastioslope

Plastioslope
noun
The gradual, cumulative increase in environmental and biological burden caused by plastic pollution — not a sudden collapse, but a slow uphill slide where life becomes harder, sicker, and more fragile over time.
Unlike a “plastic apocalypse” or “plastic wall,” the plastioslope describes how microplastics, chemical residues, and persistent waste quietly accumulate in ecosystems and bodies, steadily eroding resilience instead of causing immediate catastrophe.
Example:
“We didn’t hit a plastic wall — we’re climbing the plastioslope. That’s why everything feels slightly more broken every year.”
“We didn’t hit a plastic wall — we’re climbing the plastioslope. That’s why everything feels slightly more broken every year.”
by Heymuse January 8, 2026
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Plastik Kælling

A danish slang word for a woman who undergo several cosmetic surgeries to follow a "Beauty Standard" but instead end up more ugly.

They are also often married to much older rich men.
Hun er også en plastik kælling!
by woober1236 January 13, 2026
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twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.
For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.
by Ti September 3, 2004
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fantastic plastic

Fantastic plastic is another term originated by Ray Ray of Midwest City, OK. It means a valid over 21 government issued ID.
Hey man were gonna have get all fucked up this weekend you want to roll with us? Yall just want me for my fantastic plastic, fuck yall youngsters!
by Malachi- Vatic Ash December 24, 2008
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Chode Plaster

When one uses his or her chode to blow a load on a face or pussy ass; a very powerful heavy load.
Kyle was preparing to unload a legendary chode plaster unto the face of Austin when his mother entered the line of fire.....
by CDDB May 20, 2008
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Alabaster Plaster

(n) substitute for the term "shit"
(adj) to be terrible at a task
1) Oh My God this is some Alabaster Plaster
2. I am Alabaster Plaster at poetry
by Alabaster Plastered April 20, 2010
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Spinning Plastic

I just got some new vinyl, wanna go spin some plastic?

I can't hear you, I'm spinning plastic.
by deadpocketss January 1, 2012
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