Posse Piss

When a group of girls all go to the bathroom together

(At a reastaurant)
Girl 1: I'll be back in a min. I have to use the bathroom
Girl 2: Oh wait for me, I do too!
Girl 3: Me too, Let's have a posse piss

by Heath- A October 7, 2008

safety piss

The act of urinating, not due to a biological need or urge, but as a precaution before entering a situation in which excusing one's self to the facilities would be either inconvenient, detrimental, or a social faux pas.

Steve: "Hey, how'd the job interview go?"
Juan: "Their bathrooms were locked, so I couldn't take a safety piss beforehand. Really kinda threw off my mojo."

Donny: "Hey man, save my seat."
James: "Where are you going?"
Donny: "Taking a safety piss; this movie's three hours long!"

Craig: "I really wish I'd taken a safety piss."
Minister: "And do you, Craig, take Tina to be your lawfully wedded wife..."

by Darren C August 31, 2010

Palmer piss

v: the insane urge you have to pee after drinking a can full of Arnold Palmer.

hold on guys, I have to go take a real long palmer piss.

by hewhosmites October 2, 2010

Jake Pisarski

Many decades ago, fuck boi scientists created a whore known to the world as Jake Pisarski. This project would pave the way for countless generations of other whorecunts.

Oh, wow! That looks like a Jake Pisarski!

by swiggityswag666 December 19, 2014

Endless Piss Syndrome

When one urinates for extended amounts of time, generally significantly longer than their normal amount of time. Endless piss syndrome often occurs in the form of many small outbursts of urine after the main stream has ended. This can happen from a number of different factors, one is drinking way too much Coffee.

Dude I've been stood here for hours, I have a major case of Endless Piss Syndrome

by ReallyCoolDude June 3, 2015

inappropriate pissination

Means the same thing as inappropriate whizzination; When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.

Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate pissination.

by Telephony December 20, 2015

helecopter piss

A act when a male Starts to urinate and does several 360 degree spins until they have no more urine.

Guys get ready to do the helecopter piss where gonna spins just like a helicopter propeller .

by Evilmonkey2ko April 20, 2018