Fat Patchies

1. boobs that are made up of only baby fat, and possibly arm-pit fat.

Girls that have them usually tend to dress slutty because they think they have big boobs when in fact they dont.

2. Pre-teen Boobies

Guliver: Look at that pre-teen over there, Wilson, she's a hot mama.

Wilson: You mean the one sportin' that set of Fat Patchies??

Guliver: Uh, no, i meant that one with the real knockers behind the one with the Fat Patchies.

by Rachel Ewald April 9, 2004

Pumpkin Patching

The art of search for a pumpkin for the fall season in a pumpkin patch.

I'm going pumpkin patching with my family to find the perfect pumpkin.

by MykulComm October 12, 2013

pachewy chum

pachewy chum is the opposite of chubble bum.. chubble bum to chew gum, pachewy chum to try and spit out gum...

PA - CHEWY!!! chum. *gum hits floor* time 4 another chubble bum.

by sketch April 19, 2005

patchouliful

its the pinnacle of female beauty and it transcends the normal terms, like beautiful, gorgeous, etc and takes them to a higher level.

She wasn't just that beautiful, she was patchouliful.

by infinitesadness July 22, 2010

Patchouli

Patchouli is a foul smelling stench with strong overtones of mold and mildew. It has become popular with young, and sometimes successful, bohemian types. They often wear it to mask their success and to feel more grounded, as they smoke their American spirits and drink PBR. These days there's nothing cooler than smelling like you live in your parents moldy basement.

Why does it smell like a moldy dead guy in here?

Oh, that's just Nikky, she's wearing patchouli again.

by Barry Buckhorn October 15, 2014

patchouli smoker

someone whose is freeded from societal obligations, like getting a job or taking a shower.

B is such a patchouli smoker that he acctually voted for Kerry.

by ThaDudesBro August 16, 2006

patchouli

1) A plant that smells like a Grateful Dead concert.
2) Not a shower, contrary to San Franciso's public policy on hygiene.
3) Slang term for Filty Filthy Hippie

"No hipppie, that's a bad hippie. Patchouli is not a shower!"

by fnordmotorco August 12, 2005