panki

is went you have to shit and the poop is so big

im having a panki

by bionosabeleer September 20, 2022

plakapaks

significant other

okke plakapaks

by eXpahht September 28, 2022

plakapaks

A Filipino term for your significant other.

Baldo: Genald, sino yung kasama mo sa MPH?
Baldo: Genald, who's the person you're with in MPH?

Genald: 'Yung plakapaks ko, okke!
Genald: She's my girlfriend, sheesh!

Baldo: Orayt!
Baldo: Alright!

by eXpahht October 4, 2022

pankiv

Pissing on friend's floor in the corner of the room.

Pankiv on the floor

by Eyo123 January 3, 2023

pankrupt

to go pencil bankrupt

johnny: bro can i borrow a pencil i’ve went pankrupt

bob: wtf does that mean

johnny: it means pencil bankrupt idiot

by the og ashy February 9, 2023

Pankxel

To leave a room with fashionable aggressive

They have pankxeled out of the room

by Dablord77 May 14, 2023

Plake

A body of water that falls between the definitive boundaries of what is a pond or a lake.

Ponds are more shallow than lakes.

We all know that …but a man-made pond that is deeper thank a lake is a plake.

“That’s a great looking pond you made.”

“Thanks, but it’s actually a plake.”

“Come again?”

“Ponds are more shallow but this on has a 26’ deep area so, by definition, it’s neither a pond or a lake. It’s a plake.”

by anonymous May 23, 2023