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Prilosec

IF YOU GOT HEARTBURN, I TELL YOU WHAT, YOU NEED TO GUH-?,. YOU NEED TO GET PRILOSEC! GIT'ER DONE!

I EAT RIBS EVERY DAY AND I LOVE IT BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, ONE MORE THING ABOUT... WHA-- RU-- HOW MUCH RIBS I EAT; A LOT.

EAT prilosec!

CONSUME PRILOSEC!

if you go to a foot ball--- sports game and you run out of chips........ EAT PRILOSEC!

it'll bring you joy.

it's got load of calories! AND'LL GIVE YOU HEARTBURN LIKE CRAZEH!

PRILOSEC IS WHAT YOU WORSHIP
Consume prilosec
by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019
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Protagonist Complex

Believing you and your life are either literally or metaphorically the center of a metaphysical narrative in which you are the protagonist and that your life obstacles or people you disagree with or dislike are forces of evil. Most often seen in people who have consumed large amounts of entertainment such as books, movies, or video games which have a concrete "good or bad" for most of their lives.
"My sister in law keeps referencing Harry Potter online when politics are brought up. I think she may have a protagonist complex."

"Quit being so self righteous. You sound like you have a protagonist complex."
by Shurdlegurdle September 14, 2019
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Promiship

Where 2 people link up but arent in a relationship, however, if you and that person want to be in a relationship in a couple of years time, you both make a promise with eachother to be in a relationship in the future. Kinda like a promise ring but you start with a friendship and then promise to go into a relationship with them in the future.
This is mostly for people doing long distance relationship but can also be for normal relationship aswell.
Would you like to do a promiship ?
by lil_FJ July 14, 2020
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Pritzker

Mike took a Pritzker and now the toilet won't flush!
by Smokenkrak May 17, 2020
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Prophism

Prophism - is a new philosophical movement of this century. To seek self truth. It is believed those who follow this accept God and Jesus such as Christians. A Proph must deeply believe in seeking to harness infinite knowledge. Not to have barriers. To have understanding of all. To accept we're ignorant and hypocrites. Learn to change. Not eagerly cast hate onto one's way of life. To inform not influence. You see humans are comprised by emotions, which makes their views flawed. So we seek to only inform not influence to mislead. To have love for all who show it, not forget action upon us. No limits. No expectations. No false judgement. Ask. Seek balance. One cannot be open-minded by sustaining themselves to one side. This idea stems from the roots of Christianity and the philosophical teachings of the Bible. We’re a leaf from the tree of Christian’s not a branch of religion. We seek to understand while informing others.

Prophism is a mix between prophet and " –ism". We're the unknown seeking to bask into known. No leaders. No followers. Just ideas. It's better to be calm and silent. Unless one honest, truthful in what you speak. Ensure you're prepared to accept consequences of your words. All choices have consequences staying scared has the worst ones. Never allow someone to poison your peace. Accept your flaws. Build from them. Don't seek power. If you are worthy it will find you.

Our virtues are: Faithfulness, service, integrity, diligence, assertiveness, wisdom, peace.
Outsider: Did you hear about that uncanny doctrine called Prophism? Sounds like another deception.

Student of Prophism: For one to incertitude, one must fully ascertain and understand before speaking.

Outsider: I read about being in the mindset of a Proph, sounds like another imitative dogma.

Student of Prophism: All teachings come from a foundation. It is better to ask then to assume.
by BalanceVerity December 24, 2021
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praffe

The practice effect you get after taking too many online IQ tests.
I thought I had a 140 IQ, because that's what I got on Mensa NO, but my 103 WAIS score shows that I just have too much praffe (and a wrongfully inflated ego).
by ilovetrump2024 February 5, 2023
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dim prawn

A penis that is both small and incapable of attaining an erection.
Is that a new Audi A5, you've bought your wife? Got 'dim prawn' again? Just as well I'm giving her what she really wants.
by cuksocker November 9, 2010
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