obama microwave

When your microwave is strait fire

Michelle: Ayy Barack hows that popcorn coming along?

Barack: *checks obama microwave*

Barack: It's lit

by TheZurg May 8, 2017

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obamajob

A rim job that is given to Obama because you miss him so much.

Person 1: Did you see the news last night?
Person 2: Yea, all that Trump shit is making me want to give a obamajob
Person 1: Maybe I can join in too.

by Danthepussylicker April 6, 2017

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Obama Treatment

When your friend is long gone and you find out your stuff is missing or broken.

Johnny just gave you the Obama Treatment.

by Diva1975 February 2, 2017

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An inverse analogue to "dog-years," in which a dog is said to age seven years for every human year (which pre-Obama was the saddest of time warps known).

Now, "Obama-years" defines the human experience of aging one full human year (with all the ignominies that accompany aging) for every one month that that man was in office.

"My God, I've gone grey in just these three+ months, but of course, I am aging in Obama-years. By the time we got him out in 2016 I wouldbe over one hundred Obama's-years-old! "

by Elfangel1983 June 15, 2017

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