Non-Nat

short for "Non-Natural", a person who's had cosmetic surgery.

Have you seen Sarah's mom lately? She's such a Non-Nat.

by Multipearl007 June 13, 2011

Non-pony province

Ontario, as referenced in Premier Dalton McGuinty lamenting that he couldn't give a pony to every resident child.

-- Did you hear what they're saying on Parliament Hill to the newly arriving Western caucus?

-- No.

-- Why would you leave a PONY province, to come to a NON-pony province?! It doesn't make any sense!!

by sukadog June 9, 2011

non-finisher

drop-out.

The number of school non-finishers is rising in the village.

by uttam maharjan July 1, 2011

Non-Contextual

When someone is texting you several times in a row and you are not replying; usually for several days in a row.

A mix of the words "non-consensual" and "text" as they are texting you repeatedly without your consent.

"Dude this chick has been texting me for days and I haven't replied once. It's obviously non-contextual but she isn't catching on."

"This guy got my number on Facebook and has been texting me ever since, I haven't replied so it's completely non-contextual."

by bucsfan846 September 11, 2011

Non-ja

Someone who talks like they are a serious martial artist, but possessing little to no skills.

Teddy talks a good game, but get him into the octagon and he's a total non-ja.

by VoiceofTJ July 24, 2012

Non-Noob

A DJ of unknown origins and unprecedented, unmatched mixing skills that can only be described as immortal, ungodly, and amazing.

Only non-noobs are welcome in this conversation

by Immortal DJ October 22, 2014

non-intelligo

(from the Latin phrase damno quod non intelligo): a rural, uneducated and media brainwashed person

the word non-intelligo can be used a less offensive synonym for a hilly-billy.

by Sexydimma February 28, 2015