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murphy's law

murphys law has many variations, including, "the reason why a day goes bad: (insert original murphy's law here) and then you hit chem class with people that yell at you for helping because they dont understand other people asked that person for help, and then you leave the class and continue to encounter other ridiculous absurdities, similar to symetrically shaped objects, where one side is specifically labeled -this side up- because sillyness is at work in the word ridiculing all that is sane and good "
Mr.brian bills: chemistry student and day experiencer: who also gallantly feels the need to apologize when he has a bad day
by the all knowing one January 7, 2005
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Irish Morphine

When someone is giving a parter oral sex, while ejaculating pull out and mushroom stamp them on the forehead causing them to numb.
Oral Sex ajkfap;lusfja;flkj;aj Fuck Fuck Irish Morphine
by Aaron and cody March 10, 2007
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Cillian Murphy

A living breathing idiot who ignores his fans and ruined Peaky Blinders.
Did you see Cillian Murphy the other day? I can’t believe I saw him. I’m going to have to avoid him forever.
by icelolly123 October 30, 2017
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Morph420

Known as the coolest joint smoker on the internet.
Man your are some cool shit, if you were any cooler you would be a Morph420
by Sven Carlson February 18, 2003
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murphy's law

That every thing Murphy says is true and should be followed. Except for the things that aren't funny, which are.... alot.
"Murphy I am I fat?" to which murphy replies. "No you are not, don't be stupid"
by Murphy September 10, 2003
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murphied

verb i.e. to be murphied, when someone sells you out to make you look bad in front of the opposite sex, thereby gaining an advantage for himself. Name after the tactics inventor, believed to be an irishman, from the cork area.
Person A: I was totally going to score with that hot girl until my friend came over and told her I already had a girlfriend.

Person B: He really Murphied you
by withheld, for safety reasons December 14, 2008
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MURPHY BROWN!

"MURPHY BROWN! What kind of call was that ref?", says Matt in disgust.
by Matt McCulley January 30, 2009
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