Muff Cabbage

A term used to describe a fat woman who acts in whorish nature.

I was surprised when i found Taylor's mom to be a giant piece of muff cabbage.

by Champers Scampers October 19, 2010

Muff stuff

acts portraying that of a stero-typical black person, but does not necissarily have to be a black person
ex. listening to rap, calling white people crackers, makin gloud noises in basketball games, and raping women

Did you see those guys today at school? Yea man i cant stand that muff stuff, pull ur pants up.

by mark hamton October 26, 2004

combed muff

Fit, gorgeous, good looking lady.

That girl is combed muff

by fadden September 22, 2005

tiggo muff

When you get muffed in your titties

Girl : You're ugly as hell

Guy: Excuse me? That's a tiggo muff. (punches girl in her titty)

by chicagoprince312 June 15, 2008

muff cabbage

When your muff smells like what comes out of your butt after you eat a lot of cabbage

That bitch is muff cabbage...shes a stank whore

by ezekiel420 October 17, 2010

Muff Cover

An inedible, yet delectable addition to a buttered muff. Can also be referred to as a butt muff cuv.

This buttered muff is so much better with the muff cover.

by Candy Canderson January 28, 2011

dick muff

when a girl reaches down her mans pants and finds an unexpectedly large dick fro. Better known as a dick muff.

"I like it so much when I go down on a guy, and his dick muff is all in my face."

by nickbest April 5, 2010