miles

Miles is walking down the hallway

logan says whats miles like
dom says he is a bitch that everyone hates and has an imaginary penis.

Hey bitch nice cock miles oh wait you dont have one

by not -Finn April 12, 2022

Miles

hot

You are so miles

by ornagetableveryofficial April 15, 2022

moon miles

When the mileage on a car exceeds 250,000km, it is then known to have “moon miles”

“What’s the mileage like on that yoke?” “323,000km” “You’ll never be able to sell that, it has “moon miles” on it”

by Budgiesmuggler69 January 5, 2021

Miles

Name of boy.

Athletic, funny, kind.

I’m at miles’ house

by Oldasxcc January 9, 2021

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

miles far

A very long distance. Coined by the Aussie Rock band Men at Work in their song “Down by the Sea”.

Climbing up the cliffs / You can see for miles far

by Ozzy.maaaaaaaaaate January 17, 2021

Derek Miles

Derek Miles are most handsome men on earth. Every lady thinks (and knows) their cock is huge. They are the least gay out of their friends and family. They can't get a girlfriend because they are too good for any lady. They last at least 45 minutes in bed and can keep going.

Female: Did you just see Derek Miles in the hallway?

Other female: Yeah he is so cute his penis is also very large

by PEepeecumcancer January 21, 2021