matthew e

a very sarcastic individual who is too tall for his own good. he's very knowledgeable about suicide methods, helping his friends with that whenever they are in need.

Kurt: "I hate my life! I could just die!"
*Flash of light*
It's a bird! It's a plane!
.... It's Matthew E!

by erdlev October 8, 2008

MATTHEW

Annorhexic, looks like a donkey

“Look at Matthew”
“Yeah he looks like an annorhexic donkey”
“True he’s a real ass”

by Hippothotomas February 5, 2018

matthew

Biggest redneck who drives a AU Falcon

Matt, matt, Matthew

by Au falcons are gay May 28, 2017

matthew

a matthew is a dumb cunt who suckes to much dick and doesn't own up to things he did

oh my fucking god... matthew does not confess that he cheated

by inferno855 July 21, 2018

Matthew and Lacey

the two most amazing people in the world.
can always make you smile.

those two are so matthew and lacey they always make me smile.

by laysea March 1, 2009

Matthew miller

The biggest disappointment to ever walk the earth, he is a horrible dumb person who can Hardly
even walk most of the time and tries to act chill but isn't.

Kid 1 what's up
Kid 2 ewww that Matthew miller
Matthew miller😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Wubm March 2, 2020

Matthew Spurs

Absolute chad of a Spurs fan who penetrates every girl he sees. Matthew is also a inspirational character as Spurs are a shit team but he doesn’t give up on them. Be like Matt

Ali : Bro Matt is so annoying

Chad : Stfu Matthew Spurs can knock ur inbreed head off with one punch

by Atletifan173 June 24, 2021