Matthew
Matthew by hollowknightenjoyer July 7, 2022
Matthew
A very cute guy who loves to make you laugh and can take his joke too far sometimes but he always finds a way to make someone laugh
Matthew by Hurricane 560 July 9, 2022
Matthew
Matthew! yes! with a double T. tiddies. hahaha yes mathew is a waffler but so much so that it brings out the best qualities out of you, you can spend hours on end talking to this guy and never ever get bored of him because he id the funniest and most interesting guy you will ever meet. You're lucky to have a matthew in your life.
Matthew by nowhyiseverythingtaken July 19, 2022
Matthew
SEXY ASS MAN
He loves women so much that he is willing to risk it all. Although he can be nervous. He gets overly annoyed at couples when single but cant stop talking about his female.
He loves women so much that he is willing to risk it all. Although he can be nervous. He gets overly annoyed at couples when single but cant stop talking about his female.
Female 1: How are you
Female 2: Good hbu?
Matthew to you: dayum shes bad
You to matthew: talk to her
Matthew to you: nah
Female 2: Good hbu?
Matthew to you: dayum shes bad
You to matthew: talk to her
Matthew to you: nah
Matthew by Lemonade serenade July 24, 2022
Matthew
The most amazing of people. Massively endowed in every way. Urmom will love him.
Natural enemy of Dave's. Will attack on sight. Keep your Dave's away from Matthews to avoid permanent damage.
Natural enemy of Dave's. Will attack on sight. Keep your Dave's away from Matthews to avoid permanent damage.
First person: Holy hell, who is that fine ass man over there talking to Urmom?
Second person: Ohh, that's just Matthew
Second person: Ohh, that's just Matthew
Matthew
Matthew is the type of person who will always be at your side no matter what. He has a heart of gold and is the sweetest guy you've ever met. Matthew might not be the smartest or the wittiest but he is the most patient man you''ll ever meet with amazing surprises up his sleeve. He's modest, and fun to be around and can be the most extroverted or introverted person you'll meet, just depends on the people he's around with. Matthew is the type of person you should never let go of, amazing overall :)
Matthew by clickityclackityquack August 5, 2022