matthew walker

matthew walker is a short form for a bitch in a can and people can buy matthew walker on amazon or ebay

jenny: hey i just baught a matthew walker today
john: omfg a bitch in a can, can i have it
jenny: NO BECAUSE IM A BITCH IN A CAN NOW!!!!11

by gftg July 6, 2016

matthew

Biggest redneck who drives a AU Falcon

Matt, matt, Matthew

by Au falcons are gay May 28, 2017

MATTHEW

Annorhexic, looks like a donkey

“Look at Matthew”
“Yeah he looks like an annorhexic donkey”
“True he’s a real ass”

by Hippothotomas February 5, 2018

matthew

a matthew is a dumb cunt who suckes to much dick and doesn't own up to things he did

oh my fucking god... matthew does not confess that he cheated

by inferno855 July 21, 2018

Matthew and Lacey

the two most amazing people in the world.
can always make you smile.

those two are so matthew and lacey they always make me smile.

by laysea March 1, 2009

Matthew miller

The biggest disappointment to ever walk the earth, he is a horrible dumb person who can Hardly
even walk most of the time and tries to act chill but isn't.

Kid 1 what's up
Kid 2 ewww that Matthew miller
Matthew miller😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Wubm March 2, 2020

Matthew Deacon

A smart and loving man that loves to go on adventures.

He is a wonderful Matthew Deacon.

by Mdeac01 July 13, 2015