A vain, attention desperate dude who fancies himself the hottest shit on a shingle, who also likewise insinuates himself into other people's situations as the head #1 top dog boss and authority over everyone, when in actuality, he is a raging loser socially clueless dork with zero personality, whom EVERYONE dreads and loathesomely tolerates the presence and existence of, and whom all communally wish would just shut up, go away, and possibly die.
Alfalfa males are sticklers for the rule book because they go to bed reading it cover to cover every night.
Alfalfa males are sticklers for the rule book because they go to bed reading it cover to cover every night.
Dude, Dwight Shrute is a total Alfalfa male. I know so many people just like him. They think they're in charge of shit but really they're just stuck in middle management for life!
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Person 1: Look at David, he's over on his computer.
Person 2: He looks so stoned, what an Iota male.
Person 2: He looks so stoned, what an Iota male.
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by Jackzun January 16, 2017
Get the alpha male mug.A defence mechanism used by men who are unable to compete in one or more arenas of modern society, and so must compensate by subscribing to an outdated and and obsolete notion of masculinity. The moniker of "alpha male" is most often bestowed onto the man by himself, rather than an outside source.
Society: You can't have sex with that woman because she already has a boyfriend.
Alpha Male: But I'm an Alpha Male and he's at least 3 inches shorter than me! This is too hard! Why can't it be 10,000 BC again?
Alpha Male: But I'm an Alpha Male and he's at least 3 inches shorter than me! This is too hard! Why can't it be 10,000 BC again?
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Get the Alpha Male mug.Alexis is an incredibly sexy man, who's a lady's man as well as a man's man. He's an alpha male to the max and will never back down from a fight. He's a lover and a fighter, as well as an amazing lover! He's the truest of friends but if you break his trust, you'll never get it back, even though he might forgive you. He can also hold a grudge, so don't hold your breath because you'll die, before you earn his trust back. As well as being a truly intelligent man, he is very motivated to be the best. He likes a woman who can keep up with him and push him to be the best he can be. If you know an Alexis, NEVER let him go. He's truly a one of a kind, who is able to overcome an obstacle in his way. Despite many hurdles in life, it never stops him from moving forward. Next to nothing can hold him back. Alexis strives to be the best at everything he does and always comes out on top. He's not very good at expressing his emotions but will talk about things when he's ready to. Even though he has many acquaintances,he has a small circle of people who he actually considers a true friend. He's not one to trust easily and when he loves you, it's for life, even if you're no longer in his life. To know an Alexis makes you a TRULY blessed and lucky person.
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BTS's Jin Crowned “World's Most Perfect Face” According To Dutch Scientific Analysis (& Here's Why) Here's how Jin's visuals are mathematically perfect. On June 10, Dutch visual arts team Sluis Painting announced that BTS's Jin had been shortlisted for the title of “The World's Most Perfect Male Face”.
BTS's Jin Crowned “World's Most Perfect Face” According To Dutch Scientific Analysis (& Here's Why) Here's how Jin's visuals are mathematically perfect. On June 10, Dutch visual arts team Sluis Painting announced that BTS's Jin had been shortlisted for the title of “The World's Most Perfect Male Face”.
by beauty moon February 9, 2021
Get the Most Perfect Male Face in the World mug.Masculinist theory designing a stand-alone category in the structure of male dominance. In this theory, the males are divided in several categories including mainly Alphas (dominant), Betas (second) and Omegas (dominated) depending on their ability to pick a woman or their supposed status before a woman.
The Zetas are thought as independent outsiders that do not let themselves be defined by women's relationship to them. They are characterised by that refusal along with the rejection of traditionalism and any relationship in which they may be dominated, but not in which they may dominate.
Seemingly a "third way" for many men that suffers from the alpha/omega dynamic, this theory supposes that men should be free and bold in their way of living, independently to women who would be an evil agent of a power structure they seek to get rid off. However, this is very damaging to the average male since this attitude can only single him out, feed him with the fantasy of a world in which women are a completely outside force of their life or create a toxic masculinity which only results in toxic social relations.
The Zetas are thought as independent outsiders that do not let themselves be defined by women's relationship to them. They are characterised by that refusal along with the rejection of traditionalism and any relationship in which they may be dominated, but not in which they may dominate.
Seemingly a "third way" for many men that suffers from the alpha/omega dynamic, this theory supposes that men should be free and bold in their way of living, independently to women who would be an evil agent of a power structure they seek to get rid off. However, this is very damaging to the average male since this attitude can only single him out, feed him with the fantasy of a world in which women are a completely outside force of their life or create a toxic masculinity which only results in toxic social relations.
Chad is such an alpha, but all he thinks about is women. I'm a zeta male, I can live without them and just pick one up occasionally.
That guy is such a beta, it sucks to be alpha-orbiting. I'm a zeta male, I can live without being entitled to an alpha and get all the women.
Brad decided to act more like a zeta male recently.
- How's it holding up ?
- I don't know, some girls thought he became some kind of an individualistic feminist when he explained it; but really it's the same as before but he does not look his crush in the eyes anymore.
That guy is such a beta, it sucks to be alpha-orbiting. I'm a zeta male, I can live without being entitled to an alpha and get all the women.
Brad decided to act more like a zeta male recently.
- How's it holding up ?
- I don't know, some girls thought he became some kind of an individualistic feminist when he explained it; but really it's the same as before but he does not look his crush in the eyes anymore.
by Katurha May 11, 2018
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