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gag a MAGA

An expression used to underscore the obvious similarities between maggots and MAGA-ites because both are inordinately repulsive and thrive on death and decay.
The extreme lies tumbling from the mouths of the trumpian troops nowadays are even enough to gag a MAGA!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2021
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Magic Jack

The art of performing oral sex or a hand-job to sleeping man without causing him to wake. A proper magic jack should involve clean-up as well, leaving the reciepient all but unknowing of the night's transgressions.
I woke up feeling great this morning, even after 16 Budweisers and a handle of Beam. On cloud nine all day, couldn't figure it out. Then my girl told me she magic jacked me after I passed out last night! Mystery solved!
by Beatsauce June 5, 2009
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Indigo Magic

Occurs when a man masturbates too much, and causes his penis to turn a blueish indigo and start to bleed
Aaron masturbated so much last night he thinks he has Indigo magic.
by Zawerni December 31, 2009
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Magic 8 Ball

The magic 8 ball is a sphere shaped contraption that has a many sided die in the center which gives answers to many yes or no questions. Inside the Magic 8 Ball is a liquid, which contains a lost soul. This soul is what tells the die what answer to give you.
~Ask the magic 8 ball if we will win our soccer game tonight.
-It says, "My signs point to yes."
by StefenVenn November 5, 2006
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maga dog

someone who bites the hand that feeds them, from meagre (skinny) dog
sorry fi Maga Dog
im a go turn around and bite you
an' if you jump out out a frying pan
i know you jump inna fire
by sir lord cobra March 12, 2008
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Maggie

Short for Margaret;

A kind, strange and loving girl. She can be misunderstood by many, but if you just ask for her to clear things up she will. She can be obsessive over things like a new project, book series, or television show. Maggie will be shy, and not easily trusting, but once she's gotten to know you she'll forever be there for you. But if you do get on her bad side she won't do anything to be mean. She'll be polite to you but she won't bother doing anything else.
Maggie is a little strange, but shes the best and most loyal friend you can count on.
by Lunar-Lunacy April 3, 2013
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mr. clean magic eraser

the best damn cleaner
used to make my shoes sexy and fresh!!!!
That mr. clean magic eraser is so good to get the shit off the wall
by i love pot January 8, 2005
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