MondoBed

A MegaBed that may fit at least 20 people. Once a MondoBed is formed, it no longer belongs to the owners of each bed; rather, it becomes a communal space in which all neighbors are welcome to sleep.

Person 1: How on earth are we supposed to fit everybody on the MegaBed tonight?
Person 2: You underestimate the power of the MondoBed

by Piacquadio November 2, 2019

Monday

Garfield's least favorite day.

Garfield: I hate Mondays.
Dave: Do you want be to kill you?

by Webkinz Person 515315151 November 29, 2019

Monday

the day f the week where you have start school and forgot about your weekend!

Aw man its monday!

by teacher.Bah February 24, 2020

Monday

the worst thing that happened to the human race .

ugh Mondays are horrible 😝

by Meh life March 15, 2020

mondal

Not your friend. Your colleague.

Mondal: I'm your Mondal.

by yolo_sweg January 2, 2020

Monday Party

A “Montag Party” is a last minute event that was announced just a day before it takes place and is held on a Monday

Montag Party is a surprisingly dope party and lasts until the early morning hours of the next day

Typically celebrated in shared living arrangements, it needs to piss off at least 50% of the roommates to be a success

Necessary games are beer pong and seven minutes in heaven

Dylan: Yo dude! Do you remember the legendary party at schillhouse?
Max: What party dude
Dylan: Damn boi, this party on a monday
Max: sheesh boyy, THE legendary monday party?? everyone remembers it, this shit was dope!! i wish i’ll be on the guestlist next time

by juliabiala January 19, 2020

Monday

the day you realize you don't have to die to go to hell

I thought I wouldn't be punished for my sins until after my death. Apparently I was wrong, i happens on monday.

by Bloesem May 18, 2020