Woke Male

A woke male is a socially submissive male. He exaggerates knowledge on trendy social issues, and would often do anything to prove his ‘wokeness’, even if it meant abandoning his manhood, or dignity as a whole. This such man typically believes in toxic masculinity, and male privilege.

Dylanxyz comments on Instagram post: woman moment🤦🏼 ♂️

Juanxl replies: bruh you’re just misogynistic and sexist, educate yourself on the struggles of women.

Dylanxyz: 😐 such a ‘woke male’ huh???

Emily: you’re totally are insecure in your masculinity! prove you don’t! grr

Josh: Okay *puts on dresses and wears make up, then post it on social media with the hashtag #fuckgenderstereotypes! to prove he’s ‘secure in his masculinity’*

Emily: you are so insecure in your heterosexuality, prove you aren’t!

Dustin: *has gay sex with men to prove he’s comfortable in his ‘heterosexuality’*

by jamnieh March 8, 2021

male camel toe

when a male wears pants that are too tight, and the impression of his balls become visible.

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

Beta Male

An unremarkable, careful man who avoids risk and confrontation. Beta males lack the physical presence, charisma and confidence of the Alpha male.

Jason Geller is such a Beta Male

by uzi9 December 4, 2019

madlena

shes the hottest kooles and smartest gurl in the world

madlena is so kool and agp rulz

by erik marquez April 30, 2005

mapleback

canada canadian bacon

A dirty canadian citizen.

the mapleback fucked the moose!

by humpy April 6, 2005

Alpha Male

1.)The leader of a pack/herd/etc.
2.) The dominant male.
3.)The main source of population.

In wolf packs,the alpha male will mate with every female in his territory,whether they have mated already,or even from another den/territory.
*Wolves mate for life*

by Jake October 15, 2004

Sugma Male

“Sugma Male? What’s a Sugma Male?” I hear you ask…….. Sugma Nuts.

I meant to say Sugma Male instead of Sigma Male. It was a joke.

by DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer June 28, 2021