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liberator

A girl that doesn't or refuses to wear a bra underneath clothing, for whatever reason. A girl that isn't wearing a bra because the type of dress or top that she's wearing doesn't permit for one. This is usually obvious to the people around her.
Lily Allen is a faithful liberator. Does she even own a bra?

Some girls should not liberate man..they simply don't have the right boobs for that.
by allsmiles10 August 19, 2009
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Liberals

A people that claim to stand up for America by slandering and bashing President George W. Bush, backing up foreign powers who don't agree with stopping terrorism and dictatorous regimes, attacking anyone who voted for Bush and voted YES on the Same-Sex Marriage Amendment, and judging people for not liking abortion.
In addition, some of them are strong advocates for gun control, are devout in their anti-war standings, and quite a few don't even care about our troops.
The lame-o-crats need to realize that they have the right to bitch about and bash all right-wingers because our boys and our girls are over there fighting the terrorists and other Muslim fanatics so they can have that right to bitch and bash!
by Republican Warrior February 17, 2005
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literacy

Something which is actually lower in the US than many other countries.
Adult litweracy rates:

USA, Austrailia- over 95%

Cape Verde, Africa -71.6%

Bahrain- 85.2%

Uk, France, Netherlands,Georgia, Eire, Japan, Russia, Nauru, Canada - 99.9%

Azerbaijan- 97.3%

Maldives 93.2%

Sri Lanka - 90.2%

Afghanistan-31.5%

Uzbekistan - 97%

Turkmenistan, Trinidad and Tobago 98%

Barbados- 97.4%
Kyrgyzstan - 97%

South Korea- 98%

North Korea- 99%

Vietnam- 93.7%

Phillipines- 94.6%

Brunei- 89%

Cambodia- 38%

China- 82.2%

Tonga- 93%


That's a selection of countries and their adult literacy rates. Isn't it funny that the USA, who is best represented on this site has a lower literacy rate than the former USSR countries.


I is teh klevar gooboo!
by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004
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Liberals

One who suffers from "unus-mutorum-populorum" disease, or "one of the dumb people" disease. "UMP" is a disease in which one begins to contrive fantasies about how the world should be. Some, the more heavily effected, actually try to change certain things about society in favor of their mad agenda induced by this illness.

Known symptoms of "UMP" disease are: allowing illegal immigrants to pass over the borders of one's country, favoring universal healthcare, and wanting to legalize homosexuality.

Known method(s) of treatment: decapitation and/or mercy killing the subject

Known method(s) of prevention: thinking logically

Note: One is most likely to catch "UMP" if he or she is slow in the head or irrational.
Person 1: Hey Larry, how's it going?

Person 2: Not too good Bill, I'm worried about the whales and getting citizenship for my friend Pablo. He arrived last week on a leaky raft.

Person 1: (looks in horror) You're...one of them, the liberals!

Person 2: What?

Person 1: You've got "UMP"!

(Person 1 takes out saw and decapitates person 2)

Person 1: For your own good Larry

Person 2's Spirit: Thank-you Bill. Now I can finally be free from the Devil.
by Dr. Jack O'Hara July 28, 2008
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literagurgitation

Noun: word vomit.

amalgamation of "literature" and "regurgitation"
Mate I was totally tryin to get into her with the best smooth talkin I could think of, but it ended up just literagurgitation all over the place... Nasty.
by PeppersRUs November 27, 2010
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literated

Fluor cannot read Packing Lists.

Well I guess they need to be literated, son.
by BREALyall April 11, 2011
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Literasty

A dark and insatiable lust for books, particularly well written works with memorable dirty bits.
In the grips of m incurable literasty I searched all over town to find a still existing book store that would sell me Tom Spaunbauer's book The Man Who Fellin Love with the Moon.
by Persephone 1111 March 8, 2013
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