An individual who appears to know the answer to everything, or to be sufficiently well versed in the art of bullshitting to give the illusion that they do. Over time such individuals can become highly revered in society, attaining influential positions and status.
Employee 1 - "Beardie, you old fuckwitt, what does this document mean?"
Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"
Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"
by The Poison Dwarf August 3, 2010
Get the knowledge knobmug. by Sergeant Shank December 2, 2018
Get the Knob hungmug. by anonymous June 6, 2025
Get the Gorilla knobmug. The condition of knob lag is contacted from to much sexual contact. Knob lag may last several days until one is fully recharge sexualy. The issue of knob lag is especially pronounced for people in long term relationships, prostitutes and gigolos.
Male- My penis is falling to oneside and is dribbling
Doctor- I think you have 'Knob Lag' from to much sexual intercourse
Male- Thats because I have a 12inch penis and my wifes gagging for it everynight
Doctor- I think you have 'Knob Lag' from to much sexual intercourse
Male- Thats because I have a 12inch penis and my wifes gagging for it everynight
by Knob Lag August 14, 2012
Get the Knob Lagmug. 
William: "Did you go to that party last night?"
Sebastian: "Yeahhh man! Did you see Beatrix? What a Knob Twitch!!!"
Sebastian: "Yeahhh man! Did you see Beatrix? What a Knob Twitch!!!"
by BamBeatz April 15, 2009
Get the Knob Twitchmug. A good mate who amuses you endlessly but you can't bring yourself to admit it openly is a knob monkey.
by Kane LAKUK October 21, 2022
Get the knob monkeymug.