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black knighting

The act of showing a very cynical or chauvinistic attitude about women online to try to look "alpha".

Black knights are often guys who are disillusioned as a result of formerly trying to be white knights just to get women to like them, and are now going in the opposite extreme thinking that women love jerks. Usually however they just come across as posers or internet tough guys.
Example of black knighting:

Guy 1: Last night I brought a bitch home from the club and didn't even buy her a drink, then I kicked her out of the house right after I splooged on her face.

Guy 2: Damn that's so alpha!
by Anon989989 May 9, 2016
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Knighted

Receiving a blowjob while in a castle. This can be an authentic pre-16th Century castle or a later reproduction made using the techniques of Western European castle engineers.
You: "Dude, I was on a date at Bancroft Tower and the girl blew me in the castle!"

Friend: "Oh my God, you got knighted!"
by blankcastle March 22, 2013
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Knights of the Ku Klux Klan

Robert: I’m joining the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan.
Damian: When did I ask?
Roberts: (Burns Damian on a cross in cold blood.)
by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022
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Clan Knighthood

One of the friendliest RuneScape skilling clans.
"Hey Dave, are you going to that Clan Knighthood event later?"
"Sure am Bob, it's going to be great!"
by Liverk July 5, 2009
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knighting

the process of masturbating on a females face and then blowing a brick on their : face, and or shoulder
I gave my bitch a good knighting last night
by daniel bolt January 9, 2008
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Knighting

The swift, stealthy motion of placing one's penis on another's right shoulder, then left shoulder. Usually resulting in some sort of altercation, the method is misunderstood- as it is actually a form of respect.
"When I was knighting my grandmother without her waking up, a huge feeling of selflessness and cheer overwhelmed me, than I gave her best friend, Mabel, a high five with my unerect penis."
by Stank Bob December 20, 2009
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knights of the rectangular table

the dark sinister knights that exist in small numbers, they arent racist, sexist or killers, but you know not to mess with them, they form circles, just of people, usually friends.
only preps reject these knights.

they are lead by Arthur: king of the Britans.
- the knights of the rectangular table are here
- so what?

-- ehh, dont worry, besides, we're the knights of the rectangular table.
by ram156 April 23, 2008
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