The act of showing a very cynical or chauvinistic attitude about women online to try to look "alpha".
Black knights are often guys who are disillusioned as a result of formerly trying to be white knights just to get women to like them, and are now going in the opposite extreme thinking that women love jerks. Usually however they just come across as posers or internet tough guys.
Black knights are often guys who are disillusioned as a result of formerly trying to be white knights just to get women to like them, and are now going in the opposite extreme thinking that women love jerks. Usually however they just come across as posers or internet tough guys.
Example of black knighting:
Guy 1: Last night I brought a bitch home from the club and didn't even buy her a drink, then I kicked her out of the house right after I splooged on her face.
Guy 2: Damn that's so alpha!
Guy 1: Last night I brought a bitch home from the club and didn't even buy her a drink, then I kicked her out of the house right after I splooged on her face.
Guy 2: Damn that's so alpha!
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You: "Dude, I was on a date at Bancroft Tower and the girl blew me in the castle!"
Friend: "Oh my God, you got knighted!"
Friend: "Oh my God, you got knighted!"
by blankcastle March 22, 2013
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Robert: I’m joining the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan.
Damian: When did I ask?
Roberts: (Burns Damian on a cross in cold blood.)
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Roberts: (Burns Damian on a cross in cold blood.)
by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022
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by Liverk July 5, 2009
Get the Clan Knighthood mug.the process of masturbating on a females face and then blowing a brick on their : face, and or shoulder
by daniel bolt January 9, 2008
Get the knighting mug.The swift, stealthy motion of placing one's penis on another's right shoulder, then left shoulder. Usually resulting in some sort of altercation, the method is misunderstood- as it is actually a form of respect.
"When I was knighting my grandmother without her waking up, a huge feeling of selflessness and cheer overwhelmed me, than I gave her best friend, Mabel, a high five with my unerect penis."
by Stank Bob December 20, 2009
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only preps reject these knights.
they are lead by Arthur: king of the Britans.
only preps reject these knights.
they are lead by Arthur: king of the Britans.
- the knights of the rectangular table are here
- so what?
-- ehh, dont worry, besides, we're the knights of the rectangular table.
- so what?
-- ehh, dont worry, besides, we're the knights of the rectangular table.
by ram156 April 23, 2008
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