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Tyler Joseph

The bean that saved my life with his aggressive ukulele playing and constant screaming
Tyler Joseph is an angel fallen down.

On the eve of a day that's forgotten and fake
As the trees, they await, and clouds anticipate
The start of a day when we put on our face
A mask that portrays that we don't need grace
On the eve of a day that is bigger than us
But we open our eyes, cause we're told that we must
And the trees wave their arms and the clouds try to plead
Desperately yelling, there's something we need
I'm not free, I asked forgiveness three times
Same amount that I denied, I three-time MVP'd this crime
I'm afraid to tell you who I adore
Won't tell you who I'm singing towards
Metaphorically, I'm a whore, and that's denial number four
by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021
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Joseph

A guy who goes to the gym, but is small. A Joseph usually claims he is the biggest in the room but in reality is the size of a toothpick.
by Veruckt January 1, 2023
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Joseph

A man who people think works hard because he wears a suit, though it's unrequired. A tight suit. Some think it's a child's medium as likes clothing that accentuates his hips and the manner in which they swish. Joseph is what the youth call "caked up". Joseph is often seen with a protein bottle, yet never in a gym.

He's known to generate graphs and pie charts that illicit approving nods from the unwilling participants of his presentations. Though they don't understand the significance of his statistics, if only to expedite the process, they nod anyway. However, their ignorance can be forgiven because Joseph's charts are made up and, in fact, signify nothing. Though Joseph is subconsciously aware that the dates, percentages, and other numbers he arbitrarily scribbles into his PowerPoints bear witness to nothing but deceit, he takes comfort in the nods and finds them validating. Joseph has forgotten where the lie began and reality ends. In that beautiful, foggy horizon where nothing is real and his job means something, these nods tell Joseph, "Great job, kid. Keep going."

Listen, we all have to find a way to cope. Some of us find peace in the bottom of a bottle of gin, where we forget about our broken lives. Some find it in the last drop of finely mixed filtered water and whey protein where we are shaken...yet also stirred, to find most of us just have small to average size penises. Heck, that's why they call them average. And, by God, average is OK with Joseph.

It has to be.
Most of us are just like Joseph, just not as caked up. And that's okay.
by Lamar Griswold July 31, 2025
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Joseph

A savage that everyone likes and lays chicks. He's chill and passes girls up. Everyone wants to blow him.
Omg! I walked in to Peyton sucking off Joseph and I joined in!
by Josama_BTW May 1, 2019
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Caleb Dean Joseph Binning

the kind of guy who gets broken up with just to get back with girl.

then get broken up with again.
Caleb Dean Joseph Binning has a small pp hahaha
by lover_of_friends March 10, 2025
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Joseph

Joseph is funny with a good personality. He acts dumb sometimes, but everyone thinks it is funny. He will get mad at you if he hears a rumor about you, but he will always forgive you. Joseph is very trustworthy.
Joseph is a homie.
by tha.1.4youu October 10, 2022
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