Jonesing (Jones-ing)

If someone is 'Jonesing', they are incredibly excited for something, sometimes to the point that the wait for this thing is getting on their tits.

'I'm Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this bag of sniff'
'I'm definitely not Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this prostate exam'

by Joneser November 23, 2018

Johnesty

Being truthful with the police after being busted for soliciting a prostitute.

I thought johnesty would be the best policy after the cops nailed me for picking up a whore but they still arrested me.

by Marveloso December 21, 2019

Jonnism

A case where every person is against you no matter the current circumstances.

I am under attack and it could be considered jonnism

by HuggieHooligan December 14, 2020

Jonestown Bananza

A form of group suicide where two or more people drink cyanide laced kool-aid and have sex until both or all of them die.

Person 1: Wanna have a Jonestown Bananza?
Person 2: Sure! Beats regular old suicide any day of the week.

by ISpeakTheTruthToYou December 17, 2020

Jonesville

A shit town in Michigan that is literally in hole. Ironically, potholes are scattered all over the place. There’s is legitimately absolutely nothing to do there. Anybody who was unlucky enough to be born in this hell scape or move here never leaves. Fuck this place.

Friend: Hey, wanna go to The Udder Side?
You: Isn’t that in Jonesville though?
Friend: Yeah, why?
You: That place is a shithole so I think tf not.

by HEYghost April 1, 2021

Jonesport jumpa

a drink that consists of one tall mug great value black coffee and a half a gram of meth, crack Cocaine and one shot of Alan's coffee brandy

"Hey bahb fucken sent ha a little too hahd last night had to many twistas gotta shake up ah little Jonesport jumpah

by hahafail April 15, 2021

JonTesterFan

An avid supporter of the greatest United States Senator, Jon Tester.

I’ve seen JonTesterFan on twitter, they’re a really cool person, who loves Senator Tester!

by js5 June 30, 2021