January 17 

National hoe day

If you were born on January 17 you are a hoe

January 17 by Ieatbobrossallday November 2, 2019

January 30 

Is where everyone was born is now a king and can smack booty all day to whoever and say nigger

“Hey john your birthday is January 30th which is today.John:Yeah that means I can say nigger and smack booty

January 30 by Not by Max H in LCA October 24, 2019

January 13th

the worst fucking day to ever be born if you were born on January 13th I can guarantee you stupid af

p1: oh my God her birthday is January 13th

p2: ewwww what an idiot

p1: ikr

January 13th by dumb jsjsj June 11, 2020

January 8

National fake friends day. When you bring food in school because it’s your birthday, your so called “friends” all want your food. Basically, it’s a day when the people who don’t fuck with you all want your food and promise to pay you back, but when you ask them for food, they say “no I don’t know you.”

Jay: *brings in cupcakes.*

Jack: can I have one?

Jay: do I fuck with you and do you fuck with me on a daily basis?

Jack:... all I want was a cupcake from my friend...

Jay: so you only want to talk to me because I have food? Fuck off.

What a way to spend January 8th.

January 8 by optiprisms October 19, 2019

january 13 

the day all clowns and idiots are born

lol you is born on january 13 lol u clown dumbass

january 13 by what da hell is a pseudonym? November 12, 2019

January 18 

On this day if you are 5 foot 9 inches or taller you get to abuse your shortest best friend

Hey guess what today is. It's January 18, national abuse your shortest best friend day. You better watch out of all your friends 5'9" or taller

January 18 by The BFG (big fat giant) November 3, 2019

January 12 

People born on January 12 are the prettiest most out going people in the world. If you are lucky enough to have you she is a keeper. The only bad thing is that there suck at dogeball!

You suck at dogeball because you were born on January 12 th

January 12 by Caden d January 15, 2020