by optiprisms September 22, 2019
National fake friends day. When you bring food in school because it’s your birthday, your so called “friends” all want your food. Basically, it’s a day when the people who don’t fuck with you all want your food and promise to pay you back, but when you ask them for food, they say “no I don’t know you.”
Jay: *brings in cupcakes.*
Jack: can I have one?
Jay: do I fuck with you and do you fuck with me on a daily basis?
Jack:... all I want was a cupcake from my friend...
Jay: so you only want to talk to me because I have food? Fuck off.
What a way to spend January 8th.
Jack: can I have one?
Jay: do I fuck with you and do you fuck with me on a daily basis?
Jack:... all I want was a cupcake from my friend...
Jay: so you only want to talk to me because I have food? Fuck off.
What a way to spend January 8th.
by optiprisms October 19, 2019