2 definitions by optiprisms
by optiprisms September 22, 2019
National fake friends day. When you bring food in school because it’s your birthday, your so called “friends” all want your food. Basically, it’s a day when the people who don’t fuck with you all want your food and promise to pay you back, but when you ask them for food, they say “no I don’t know you.”
Jay: *brings in cupcakes.*
Jack: can I have one?
Jay: do I fuck with you and do you fuck with me on a daily basis?
Jack:... all I want was a cupcake from my friend...
Jay: so you only want to talk to me because I have food? Fuck off.
What a way to spend January 8th.
Jack: can I have one?
Jay: do I fuck with you and do you fuck with me on a daily basis?
Jack:... all I want was a cupcake from my friend...
Jay: so you only want to talk to me because I have food? Fuck off.
What a way to spend January 8th.
by optiprisms October 19, 2019