"Google Boy"

The accepted definition of the "Google Boy" (or girl), is an individual obsessed with searching links on the internet to pass away boredom.

the term google boy has recently recived considerable use in the medical profession; as a slang term to describe patients of O.C.D. (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)with an overriding compulsion to use the search engine google to search for pornographic images till the early hours of the morning.

Noted Google boys: Ian D'Almeida renouned in computer world magazine as the next Bill Gates, Kashayar Seperhi (repected Iranian asylum seeker who was made famous as a Big Issue success story) and Graham Ridley (a riddle of a conundrum concerning Rowan Atkinson).

Example Sentences:

(noun. masculine) "Mummy I have seen a "Google Boy" under my bed and he was pwning me like a noob."

(med. prof) "Doctor, I think I am a "Google Boy""

(recent "The Times" headline) ""Google-Boy" epidemic on the rise since www.google.com image search facility released"

by The One and Only Google Boy Hunter August 24, 2006

Google Whore

A Google Whore is a person or company who does everything humanly possible to make sure their web site is the first to be displayed in Google search results when a user does a search on a specific subject. Microsoft is known to be a Google Whore, as well as many other companies and individuals.

An example of Microsoft being a Google Whore: Type "update" into Google and Microsoft's Windows Update will be the first link to be displayed.

by Obscured September 21, 2005

Google-lectual

A Google-lectual is an uneducated moron that lurks on internet chat sites and pretends to be knowledgeable on every subject. In fact, the Google-lectual is stupid and cannot retain any knowledge. So, the Google-lectual, runs and looks up the current topic and pretends to be "knowledgeable" using recently obtained facts. They are truly annoying.

A-morons-belief is employed as the town's, "Village Idiot". But, when he can hide on the net, he can become knowledgeable in all subjects thanks to being a "Google-lectual".

by 156sbr August 28, 2011

Praise Google Christ!

When you put your troubles at the feet of Almighty Google and find yourself a miracle.

I couldn't get my computer to start and Praise Google Christ! I found the answer and it works!

by MDub75 September 11, 2013

Google Docs

Arguably a better Microsoft Word. And for good reason. It may have less options, but with it being accessible anywhere and on any device with Google Chrome, it stands as the better word processor program. You can even edit offline! And it doesn’t autocorrect words! Sure, there’s Microsoft Word online, but who fucking cares about it? Just see the definitions for it on here, you’ll see why. You can have others help you edit documents online, and more! It’s great, and a upgrade from Word!

Some dude: “Microsoft Word is the best!”
Me: “No, Google Docs is way better!”
*Argument starts*
Me: “Wait, why are we arguing about word processor programs again?”

by OfficialDeltaGamer March 16, 2019

Googlecramp

The cramp you get when you fight the urge to look something up straight away.

I want to hit Google & find out who this actor is, but if I do, everyone'll think Im a total nerd. But the urge to do it is so powerful! Ow! I got a Googlecramp!

by Pete1974 April 25, 2007

Google Famous

To reach a certain degree of fame where your name or anything directly affiliated with you comes up in the Google toolbar as a recommendation.

Fame-hungry band member:
"Hey dude, guess what, our band's popularity is soaring!"
Person:
"That's great, how can you tell? Lots of CDs sold?"
Fame-hungry band member:
"Naw dude, I typed in 'Black Sabb' into the google toolbar, and 'Black Sabbath' came up as a recommendation - we're google famous!"

by meowfulcopter May 27, 2009