fake-faced 

The adjective used to describe someone who acts like they are under the influence, when it is obvious they are not.

Danny: Dude did you see see Diana last night? Was she shit-faced or what??
Evan: No bro, she was definitely fake-faced.
Danny: Oh.

fake-faced by julesmary October 13, 2008

faceslide

a face slide is when somebody slides on their face over a set distance on a named surface.

that guy just did a massive faceslide when he bailed.

faceslide by LewwyJ December 21, 2008

facestapo 

the administrators of facebook. will disable you for talking too much to your friends. they also have no soul

dang, my account got disabled by the facestapo

facestapo by awesomeman3 February 14, 2009

Fake Drama

When a movie/book/TV show has a moment in which it appears that something dramatic will occur, but then the director(s)/screenwriter(s)/author(s) wimp out and pull a solution to the problem out of their asses.

Example:

Guy 1: Remember in the last book of Harry Potter when Harry dies but then somehow comes back to life?
Guy2: Yeah, that was complete fake drama.

Fake Drama by someone01 November 26, 2009

facescrub 

cleansing your facebook friends list of the less than desirable and have lost their value, such as ex-coworkers, ex-girl/boyfriends, and those that you accepted originally with full intention of deleting as friends later.

Before my girlfriend notices I'm friends with my ex, I'm going to do a facescrub.

facescrub by Darksun33 December 8, 2009

Fake Chowing

The act of pretending to eat a woman out.

Father: So today your mother accused me of "fake chowing." What the hell is that?

Son: Really dad? You pretended to go down on her? Isn't this something you should be telling Uncle Howard anyway?

Fake Chowing by Blue Ophelia November 22, 2011

Fake-Facer 

A person who knowingly uses someone, but refuses to show or admit it to others.

Person1: Have you said the real truth, that you don't like the family?

Person2: What are you talking about? I love hanging out with the family ;-)

Person1: We both know your a Fake-Facer, just admit it.

Fake-Facer by JADS March 7, 2012