Rita’s ex

Imagine being a mf who has so much ego, to the point that u think ur exs would never get iver u. Nd say rumors about someone cuz ur ego got hurt. Imagine making yolos talking shit, and then acting njce in the replies. Imagine making weird ass yolos To gain ur ego by any mean. Imagine being a 5’4 boy. Lastly, imagine trying so hard to make someone jealous cuz u did smth reattded and expect them to be jealous and when they aren’t, u get weirded out cuz ur ego is so massive

Yo this man’s got an ego. It’s definitely Rita’s ex

by Corna124 October 2, 2020

Ex-holes

An Ex partner that is also an asshole.

I have dated a lot of ex-holes in my life.

by PurpleHaze777 April 20, 2021

Ex Husband

Man who supports her new husband’s house, because he can’t. Also know as his “new Daddy”.

This man probably also supports the new man’s ex house as well.

The ex husband is easy to spot in a crowd; hot new young wife, money, isn’t on welfare, fat woman (ex wife) behind him staring and crying, random dude trying to jerk him off.

“Wow, how did he afford that?”
“Oh his new daddy paid for that.”
“Man, wish my wife had an ex husband.”

by Zaddy$$ April 6, 2023

ex-slax

Shorts that have been cut from a pair of pants, i.e. cutoffs.

That guy's wearing ex-slax cut from Dockers.

by ll00l0l January 23, 2011

Ex are ATE

A club for homosexuals.

Free and Woggy are my heros, i really belong in Xr8. Fancy a threesome?

by Xr8 Fanboy February 15, 2003

pathed-ex

Awaiting a fed-ex package that arrives later than you wish comes from pathed-ex.

I am anxiously awaiting a package from fed-ex. It must be coming from pathed-ex.
The Christmas gifts you sent have not arrived yet. Did you send them by pathed-ex?

by kymnasium January 8, 2009

Exed

to not talk to a person and act like they don’t exist ; treat like an ex

friend: “i’m busy today, i can’t go to the movies.”
me: “oh okay.”
*five hours later*
me: sees friend at the movies
me: “i thought you were busy?”
friend: “....”
me:”i’m exing you.”
*friend is now exed*

by aramdomperson January 21, 2018