Big Dylan

The act of taking an above average poo on some ones chest while saying “oh fuck yeah bud!”

Things were going great until she dropped a big dylan on me

by Rutl597 April 5, 2019

“Oooh Dylan”

“Oooh Dylan” is a phrase you resort to saying after watching your friend spend years simping his way into being cuckolded

Dylan wanted to impress Nicole by making her burgers. When he got to her place she asked him for a ride to Steve’s where she ate the burgers and fucked mercilessly while Dylan waited in the car. All I could tell him was “oooh Dylan”.

by eric_h June 17, 2022

Dylan Stazo

The tranvestite man/woman with the smallest dick, if you are a fattie or a girl he doesnt want you. He's only into gender fluid sexually confused old men. He operates a poke-stop van parked outside of schools.

Cole: Did you see Dylan stazo, he tried to get me inside his van.
Brandon:He told there were free pokemon inside,"
Joshua: he had me lick a lollipop.

by Super sexy fucker September 5, 2016

Bib Dylan

A kid born of culturally snobby parents who wears shirts of bands they don't even have the mental capacity to listen to yet in order to make their parents feel like they've given birth to something cool.

Did you see that baby with the Ramones onesie? What a Bib Dylan.

by mcmorgan13 February 3, 2010

Dylan grant

a very large and tall fuckboy who cheats on every girlfriend. someone who you can’t trust.
can’t keep his penis in his pants and doesn’t know how to handle a relationship

dylan grant is a prick

boy: yo girl wanna fuck
girl: ohh you’re dylan grant

by alibooxo October 16, 2019

dylan barger

Dylan Barger is generally known for being a Grand Wizard in the Ku Klux Klan. Dylan Barger is also known as a fucking dumbass.

Dylan Barger is a dumbass.

by Whitepower1029 June 6, 2016

Dylan Bell

Dylan Bell is a boy who drank puddle water and is now in hospital.

"Dude, you're such a Dylan Bell

by fat dick boy called eric December 9, 2019