Duck Fever 

The next big "epidemic" that the government will make up too keep us on our toes. Will come shortly after Pig flu is forgotten.

"Jonny has Duck Fever"
"That sucks man, he had swine flu a couple months ago!!"

Duck Fever by drjemt May 6, 2009

Duck Fucker 

1) He Who (on a regular basis) has sexual relations with ducks 2) a woman who spreads hers legs before a duck

Tommy Hayes reguarly fucks ducks, he is a duck fucker , or "we all fuck ducks" an accurate refrence could be the poem "fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, fingerbang an arangatang at your local zoo"

Duck Fucker by DuckLover42 April 17, 2009

duck with an i 

When you accidently press the wrong button on the keyboard. Think about it, I is right beside u.

Duck with an I. Pressing u instead of i

duck with an i by Luke has a big duck! January 20, 2015

duck poking 

When you put on a yellow plastic duck bill and then poke your gf right in the pooper.

Yo homie I was duck poking the literal shit out of your mom last night!

duck poking by Casssass February 28, 2015

Duck sauce

The fluid that comes out of your butthole when playing sports when it’s hot outside after you ate something that upset your stomach

I had a lot of duck sauce and duck sauces in his moms mouth

Duck sauce by xkrymzi July 9, 2018

duck-chicken

A wonderful being not seen by most people, but definitely exists. Head of a duck and body of a chicken.

"is that a chicken" -kylie

Person: "no, its duck"
You: "lol no its duck-chicken"

duck-chicken by Shrekisdaddyyyy March 12, 2021

duck cult 

Superior beings that are immortal and are mortal enemys

jenna: i am appart of the duck cult
mike:*bows to jenna*

duck cult by Duck cult leader March 27, 2021