Tiffs Drink

A fucking awesome drink kinda like the person.
1/2 tequila 1/2 italian lemon soda. Glass size doesn't matter, the bigger the better.

Tiffs drink is delicious

by johnnyG1 July 20, 2009

Health Drink

A drink which restores ones health, frequently appearing in the survival-horror game series Silent Hill.

-Dude, give me one of those health drinks, I'm thirsty as fuck!

-Fuck you man, I already gave you a first aid kit!

by Steven from North Carolina July 28, 2009

cellular drift

When someone is texting or playing with their cell phone while walking very, very slowly and not paying attention to their surroundings. Cellular drifters tend to weave erratically on the sidewalk making it difficult to pass them.

person 1: "What took you so long?"
person 2: "Sorry, I'm late. The girl walking in front of me was cellular drifting and I couldn't get past her."

by kyeshe October 14, 2009

Fuck Dribble

The slick and sexy combination of saliva, lube, and semen left behind on the bed after a wild fun time

"what's that wet spot on the bed? oh, it's just fuck dribble!"

by gomer79 December 1, 2009

nose drippies

when snot is dripping out of your nose like a faucet.

jess- I need a tissue i have nose drippies
christie- the fuck i care

by chrissica February 5, 2010

Bank Drive-thru Lottery

You enter the Bank Drive-Thru Lottery when you pull up to the drive-thru at the bank, and all the lanes are filled. You have to make the very important decision to choose which lane will get you through faster. Often times, people will sit back several car lengths from the drive thru lanes, waiting for a lane to move. These people need to grow some balls and make a decision to enter the Bank Drive-thru Lottery. The most risk involved with the Bank Drive-thru Lottery is getting stuck behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole.

Lost the Bank Drive-thru Lottery this morning. Got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole, and made it thru an entire CD of songs before my turn in line came up. I also managed to get lung cancer from breathing in Bank Drive-thru Asshole's oil-burning fumes.

by mad genius December 8, 2010

homework drive

Analogous to sex drive, which is your need or level of desire to have sex, homework drive is your level of desire or willingness to do homework at a particular time. Your homework drive can vary greatly, even over short periods of time. Let's say if when your homework drive is peaking you can bang out a 7-pager in a few hours, when your homework drive is low it could take you upwards of 10 hours to finish the same paper.

'C' Student: Dude, can you just let me copy your english homework when you finish... my homework drive is so low right now, there's no chance I do it myself.

'A' Student: Sure thing broski, I'll hit you up later. Just make sure you change the answers around a little bit.

by Mr. Nuts May 16, 2011