demoji

when you demote someone in conversation by only using emojis during texting. you've been "demojied."

someone keeps texting you.
you've responded with words essentially saying fuck off.

they don't get the picture.
they keep texting.
it's clear you don't want to talk; answer their question; hang out with their ass; waste time on words etc.

response: insert eggplant emoji -or- cactus emoji.

conclusion: the person is not worthy of actual words/ syntax/ human conversation/ they've been "demojied"

ha, yo ass just got demojied.

it's the text version of rick rolling someone.

by T PAIN January 9, 2014

demiliza

Demiliza: a Demi-god who's origin can be traced back to Godzilla.

"Don't mess with Demiliza!"

by QT69 August 7, 2014

Demote

The opposite of a promotion, sometimes get moved down a lot more than one position.

Dude, I heard you got your job switched around! Promotion?

Nah, I got demoted. I went from executive to secretary.

Sucks dude.

by Kezi December 13, 2014

Demeca

The sexiest tennis ball to have ever rolled on Earth. She will go to great lengths to be with her loved ones.

Oh, Demeca where r u?

We miss u xx

by DEMECAWENEEDU May 21, 2016

demalz

1. Description of medically unclarified severe debilitating degradation of brain function in the aged and elderly where it is not determined by a physician if the affliction is Dementia or Alzheimer's.

2. Insane behavior in the aged and elderly causing events, incidents, actions, that triggers need for supervision and care where actions are caused by severely debilitating degradation of brain function.

The siblings were fighting over the cost of assisted living caused by the mother's Demalz.

It is illegal to enter into a "Power of Attorney" with an elderly person when they are in a state of Demalz.

Mrs. Smith put a pan of oil on the kitchen stove and turned the temp too high before she went to the store to buy her chicken. When she returned her house was on fire. It was clear demalz was the cause for her to act this way.

by NorCal Buck September 7, 2016

demetrious johnson

A little black dude who whoops ass despite the opponents size or strength. The real OG in the UFC at the moment and has defended his title more than 7 times.

"Yo Jimmy did you see Alex beat up that guy yesterday"
"Yeah man he was like three times his size"
"Alex fucking Demetrious Johnson'd him"

by insightfulhubba February 25, 2017

Demosaur

A typically white male voter over the age of 50 who lives in the South or a border state. This voter voted Democratic either because they agreed with significant chunks of the pre-2004 Democratic platform, or out of tradition (my Daddy voted Democrat, and my grandpappy voted Democrat!). However, as the Democratic Party on the national level moved further to the left in the 2000s, especially on cultural and environmental issues, the Demosaur felt more out of place in the Democratic Party and started voting Republican.

However, this type of voter is still open to voting for Democrats on a statewide and/or local level.

Person #1: I'm voting for Trump in 2016! Hillary called me a gun-toting Deplorable because I'm white, male, rural, and Southern! I sure as Hell don't want nothin' to do with them Democrats no more! I'm going to help North Carolina go red for Trump and #MAGA!

Person #2: Okay, but who will you be voting for governor?

Person #1: Roy Cooper! Yeah, he's a Democrat, but he's got those down home roots from here in Nash County!

Person #1 is your typical Demosaur.

by jdgrad September 3, 2017