crapsmanship

doing shitty work under the guise of an expert.

My cheap ass house was built by a crapsmanship crew and that is why I am now stuck with a lemon.

by DIRTY:DoinItRightToYa July 21, 2014

Crapsidosis

If something is mildly bad, or inversely, is amazing.

A cellular process of replicating foreign genetic material or the destruction of telomeres.

A. Dude, I aced that bio quiz, I was total crapsidosis.

B. Tell your telomeres to stay on the nucleotide, or else the carcinoid of crapsidosis will occur.

by Quantumspy August 14, 2014

Crapsnatch

Butthole. Usually in reference to its function as a sex organ.

Last weekend I was balls deep in homeboy's crapsnatch......Booyah!!

These spunk crusties are making my crapsnatch itch!

by Andy Howerson August 19, 2016

crapsadent

When You eat way to much chicken chili and coconut delight at your workplace..and then you can't make it to the bathroom in time.

Karisa ate to much and then she had a crapsadent.

by KJAX1971 December 12, 2016

crapsia

The feeling of anticipation, curiosity, or fear in the time between shitting and looking back down at it.

You really cant use crapsia in a sentence, man... its just like a feeling

by lol i am an adult March 10, 2017

crapsman

A person who is NOT skilled in a particular craft.

After the umbrella stand broke right out of the box, the irate man exclaimed, "This crapsman is really good at making breakable things!"

by Deaf Drummer March 24, 2017

Crapsicle

When your shit freezes into a solid, stick of fecal matter.

Jonny: "Hey, when are ya coming to the party? "
Jimmy: "I can't come right now, I got a crapsicle stuck to my ass."

by Analator 5000 April 21, 2017