Jack Crap

A substitute for "Jack Shit", used by your really Christian boss when God is watching him.

"Pardon my French, but that lady from Microsoft doesn't know JACK CRAP!!"

by Wilford Brimley's stache October 16, 2008

Lucky crap

A crap taken before an important event to gain luck.

Scroat made sure to take a lucky crap before every rugby match.

by Le Bogan May 31, 2010

World of War-crap

This is where you have to take a dump so bad but you're in the middle of something important in "World of Warcraft" that you wait to long and soil yourself.

Jimmy: Holy shit man, i just crapped my pants but i cant go im meeting up with someone in "World of Warcraft"!

Robert: That is disgusting, World of War-crap.

by SaleenS7 March 31, 2009

like crap through a goose

something easily accomplished

simply, effortlessly Patton ran over Rommel like crap through a goose

by mudnducs September 16, 2013

Junk this Crap

A popular Kurtism, used to describe geekish anger in a non-derogatory way. Also see geek anger.

Garr...I am just going to junk this crap computer...blah...I am a geek...blah.

by Slate69 November 9, 2007

idiotic piece of crap

It is believed to have originated in the mid 90's. Used to describe anyone, or anything that one believes is woefully lacking in qualities such as "awesomeness" and "wicked friggin cool".

Often used by highly informed, well educated scholars and amateur art connesieurs.

Synonym: Freak of nature

Example 1:

Guy 1 (Geoff): I find Mozarts late era work coming up short in terms of the themeatic disposition his earlier works lent out
Guy 2 (Kent): That's why you are an idiotic piece of crap, Geoff.

Geoff: I frosted my tips today, does it look good?
Kent: Yeah, it looks like you are not an idiotic piece of crap
Geoff: Really?
Kent: No.
Geoff: You are an idiotic piece of crap, IPoC for short.

by You dropped a bomb on me, baby. May 14, 2008

bull crap

Another word for bull shit

An exclamation often made when implying the one talking is lieing or exagerating

"My mum said i could stay round that guys house for the weekend"
"Thats bull crap!"

by Sidhe March 29, 2007