Cross thread

When your gal is menstrating and you tie a tampon on your dong and screw her.

My girl was on the rag but she was lookin so hot so I didn’t care, I cross threaded her

by Crossthread August 4, 2023

colossal bud

One puff off colossal bud, actually half a puff off colossal bud and your fucked for a week at the least.

Man1: you took a hit off colossal bud?!?!! Man2: uhhhahahahh whhatt??

by mommyallana September 19, 2023

Crossed the Line

To behave in a way that is morally unacceptable.

Alice: Did you hear what Charlie did yesterday?!
Bob: Damn! He really crossed the line this time.

by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023

Scumbert Cross

Noun: A foul sandwich made by having a prostitute or other unsavory character shit on a hot cross bun, which is then eaten by the participant who gets sexual gratification.

Verb: To undertake the production or consumption of a Scumbert Cross.

Where 'Scumbert' is a merging of two words: 'Scummy' and 'Herbert', Herbert being a standard name that is also used to refer to a dull, shy or sexually deviant individual.

'Nobody knew him that well, but they found out he was a sexual deviant. He'd ask the working girls to give him a Scumbert Cross. And he loved it, too!'

'One night, two old scatters were at home. The woman went to use the bathroom but seeing there was no toilet paper, was a little shocked to see her partner standing in the doorway holding a pack of hot cross buns. Use these, he said. But don't throw them out. She smiled back at him and made sure she covered the whole bun.'

by treebag86 September 24, 2013

pelican crossing

when you meet a guy at a club but you don't know whether to go home with him or not

omg guys I've reached a pelican crossing what do I do?????

by simbasmum March 11, 2014

Female Crossing

The man starts talking about soccer before cumming while the girl play with his balls. "Derpina crosses the ball to him

and he hits the ball towards the " GOAAAAALLLLL" *cum*

I don't know how your girlfriend handles your soccer addiction, "female crossing", she must be the worst goalkeeper ever.

by BNNK1zZ June 16, 2017

Criss cross cum

When you cum and the sperm starts flowing over your dick. You whipe it but not quite and a little bit stays and hardens into a string thats crossed over between your head and the rest of your penis.

I bust a nut every now and again and i get criss cross cum all over my dick

by SlavicPride14 June 17, 2017