Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
Get the What do you say when the cops come calling?mug. Something or someone that is unexpectedly immobile or useless, particularly in relation to fear or laziness.
by KittyPetunia May 31, 2022
Get the Texas Copmug. Fap cop
Someone you live with who never let's you have privacy and will always show up right when your about to do the deed and make it impossible to fap, most likely a older sister or brother who stays up late and invades privacy without waring or cause.
Someone you live with who never let's you have privacy and will always show up right when your about to do the deed and make it impossible to fap, most likely a older sister or brother who stays up late and invades privacy without waring or cause.
My sister shows up to use the computer right out side my door every time I'm about to fap, she is a fap cop.
by Macadamias May 18, 2014
Get the fap copmug. Javi: hey david did u finnese the new pair of jordans from jose
David:ofc i had to it was an easy cop
David:ofc i had to it was an easy cop
by Javier Sainz aka j dog aka October 23, 2017
Get the easy copmug. A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy
John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs mom.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet
by icantthinkofausername777 April 4, 2020
Get the cop magnetmug. A bizzaro cop is a term used to identify corrupt police officers who are nothing more then criminals with badges. Everything they represent is the opposite of what a police officer, with integrity, stands for.
Make sure you do not have anything of value because if any of those bizzaro cops pull you over it will be a feeding frenzy.
It seems like more and more law enforcement personnel are choosing the bizzaro (cop) way of life.
That particular precinct has the highest percentage of bizzaro cops.
It seems like more and more law enforcement personnel are choosing the bizzaro (cop) way of life.
That particular precinct has the highest percentage of bizzaro cops.
by HaleyAllen September 4, 2016
Get the Bizzaro Copmug. When I retrieved my bags from the cost-cop, I thanked them and walked to my car.
Turns out it was Liza Koshy!
Turns out it was Liza Koshy!
by BeefGivesYouLuck._.w0w March 4, 2018
Get the cost-copmug.