Marshmallow Condom Syndrome

When a man nuts in a condom without knowing that he already nutted.

Vantron only lasted 20 seconds before he realized that he had Marshmallow Condom Syndrome!

by Wanklet November 22, 2022

Condom

Condom is the name of conan gray's fandom. It is a mix of the word fandom and Conan. Fandom + Conan = Condom. Conans fans would be called condoms.

Me: Hey! have you listened to overdrive? it's so good!

Condom: YES! I know right!

Me: Are you one of Conan's condoms as well?

Condom: Yes! of course, I am!

by nooneneedsjerry March 4, 2021

Condom Conundrum

When you know that shit doesn’t feel the same with one, but you’ve slipped one past the goalie in the past and you can’t tell her the last time you got your shit tested so she’s super gay about it and makes you wear a condom.

"When was the last time you got tested?"
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."

by Old Bae December 3, 2017

Condom Sandwich

When a women sucks on a mans penis while he has a condom on

I gave her a condom sandwich last night

by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020

Golf Ball Condom

A condom filled with golf balls. Cheaper than buying a wavy dildo.

Girl my Golf Ball Condoms works better than my dildo.

by Kelhonson June 20, 2016

Trojan Condom

When two people having sex cum so much the condom pops

"Yo Dan, Did you hear about Richards trojan condom last night?"

by urban dick dick 6 9 March 25, 2022

Coffee condom

The sleeve that goes on a steaming hot coffee (often from a drive thru) so you can hold it without burning your hand.

May I have a coffee condom for the cup to keep from burning my hands please?

by Momma D6 February 20, 2018