comdomsation 

The sensation you get while wearing a condom

Jeff went to the store to buy ribed comdoms for Sallys pleasure and while fornicating Jeff ask Sally if she was injoying the comdomsation.

Jeff didn’t like the comdomsation he was experiencing and threw the condom on the floor and knocked that Sally hoe bitch up.

comdomsation by Sagging plastic February 18, 2008

Condo Gestapo

A resident who volunteers to observe and report minor violations to the condo association on a regular basis, with identity unknown to other residents.

Another letter from the Condo Gestapo. Apparently this time the trash can was out before 7pm. Who is this guy?

Condo Gestapo by Project6195 June 28, 2012

sleeping condiments 

Anything you sleep with or need to get to sleep. i.e.: Pillows, blankets, lingerie, teddy bears, blow up dolls, or blow up mattresses.

Don't forget to bring your sleeping condiments when you come for the fourth.

sleeping condiments by MamaPea July 8, 2017

condomfetti

mass quantites of condoms (new in wrappers) are thrown around like confetti at a party.
a fairly disgusting concept. one should avoid any party where condomfetti will be thrown around.

Bill and Bob thought it would be a great idea to get some condomfetti for the party they were planning, thinking it would lead to many "happy endings". however, they neglected to realize how hard it would be to clean up all the condomfetti after the party and had some explaining to do when their parents came home.

condomfetti by pb foot January 17, 2010

Condomulation

The act of putting on a condom. Also, condomulating.

"I was just beginning condomulation when she suddenly told me to stop, and that this was a bad idea."
"God, sisters can be so cruel."

Condomulation by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010

condomsation 

The feeling of removing a condom during sex

Dude condomsation was great last night.

condomsation by cripplechrist September 5, 2014

distraction condoms 

When you buy a pack of condoms on purpose to distract the cashier from the other products you are purchasing.

I need to buy some red thongs and rope.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying.

distraction condoms by hoboX10 May 24, 2011