Omegle Compulsive Disorder (OCD)

Someone who is compulsively obsessed with Omegle or any other random video chatting website. They usually spend most of their time on it searching for celebrities like Justin Bieber.

Sally: OMG! I saw Justin Bieber on Omegle last night!

Jenni (to Paula): She definitely has a bad case of Omegle Compulsive Disorder (OCD)

by Cee_DOg April 22, 2011

computer

If you're looking up this word, kill yourself.

To use the internet, one must have at least a vague idea of what a computer is.

by ddt November 21, 2004

emotionally compromised

Feeling mixed emotions, conflicted. Often implies an inability to feel and express primary emotions (love, fear, anger) without dissonant conflicts brought in from earlier issues or experiences.

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Recent TV ad:

"I just got a text from my BFF Becky. She said she just kissed Johnny. That's a problem, because I like Johnny, and Becky's not even hot. Now I'm emotionally compromised (smashes pink SUV into completely innocent person's car in mall parking lot)."

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by al-in-chgo August 23, 2010

apple computer

The first computer company that marketted a preassembled PC. Started by Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs somewhere around 1976. This company grew a cult-like following of users.

Apple computer started the PC revolution.

by K Schade July 6, 2003

insurance company

Evil multi-billion dollar corporations that earn a profit from your premiums, and then find any loophole they can so they can refuse to live up to their responsibility in order to save money.

An insurance company is really a legal form of fraud.

by [e-mail] April 8, 2008

Computer Nerd

Somebody who knows more than the speaker about computers, who by implication has no social skills although this bares no relation to the likelihood of the term being used. Not to be confused with players of online role playing games, who are more accurately known as twats, most computer nerds are male and work in a different company department from the speaker.

"I would ask the computer nerds downstairs but they say really complicated things that make me feel stupid," said the stupid person

by Frog Jacuzzi July 14, 2009

complasian

An Asian who likes to complain a lot.

My Asian friend kept whining about how tired he was on the hike; he was such a complasian.

by Migs789 June 19, 2006