clown god

someone on the ultimite level of being gay

that fools a clown god

by Taulman December 31, 2008

clown facing

Clown facing is the ancient art of first pucnhing a woman in the face hard enough to make her bleed. This is followed up in quick succession by then cumming in her face. The effect is very much like a clowns makeup.

She didn't show me no respect, so I ended up clown facing da bitch.

by Martin Lyons August 31, 2006

Clown World

A label for a situation that is so undesirable that all one can do is laugh and work with it.

Reginald: “My car broke down on my way home after being laid off from work today”
John: “Bro, are you serious!?”
Reginald: “Clown World, bro”

by PippiShortStockings December 16, 2021

Clown Car

A Lincoln Town Car. Often called a {jew canoe}

Jesus! Don't they come with dimmer switches for the headlights. And can't they go over 40 mPH?

by Federalq2b June 2, 2005

clown shoes

A description of an act; said act is absent of quality thought. Quality thought is replaced with an asinine, irrational, and shallow thought which produces a real shitbag of an act. The clown shoe-er from that point forward is thought by witnesses of the act to be, basically, an idiot.

Joey bringing up his sexual history with his new girlfriend's dad was clown shoes.

by Ty Swenson September 18, 2008

clown ballon

A long, continuous piece of poop.

That clown ballon comes in at 8.5 courics!

by velopope April 12, 2008

clown makeup

what women wear because other women find it attractive (men hate it)

That chick could be real cute if she'd lose the clown makeup.It just makes her look like stupid whore.

by big dong December 8, 2003