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Clinton

Tall handsome man, very athletic and plays multiple sports. Has a very big cock and is great in bed! Usually has women wanting for more
by Mike Lowry March 11, 2019
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Clint

A sweet, kind, funny, respectful, caring boyfriend that listens and wants to make the relationship work. His hair is soft and fun to play with.
He is such a Clint
by Poopdog1234 April 28, 2019
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clintoris

(N) the clitoris of a woman is sexually aroused for Clint Eastwood
Oh, bro, she wants Clint Eastwood to touch her clintoris!
by poopybutt May 3, 2019
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clintimacy

The first entry in the "partial alphabet of intimacy"; it refers to what Prez Willie wanted to do with his "willy" while interacting with Monica Blewinsky and any other attractive female (well, other than his own wife, usually!) whom he laid eyes on.
Continuing on up in alphabetical order:
2. flintimacy: getting "close 'n' personal" when "flicking your Bic" or otherwise striking a light. Potentially very dangerous --- safety-goggles may protect your eyes from flying sparks, but you may still get pock-mark burns on your cheeks/chin/forehead (or a total face-blackening if you get too close to a torch when it ignites in a huge jet of flame or a humongous fireball if you mindlessly had the acetylene turned up too high!, à la Laurel and Hardy)
3. glintimacy: where you "get friendly" with shiny/sparkly objects/materials. A sign of being close to glitter-coated Christmas cards is when you end up with "twinkly fingers" afterwards from loosened glitter-particles
4. hintimacy: merely implying that you love someone, rather than actually coming out and saying so in a plain "obvious" way
5. lintimacy: where you get snuggly with "shedding" cloth items
6: mintimacy: necking with someone after using menthol-flavored toothpaste/mouthwash
7: printimacy: loving the scent of fresh ink; watch out for messy dark-blue stains on your nose
8: stintimacy: having an affair with one or more fellow military personnel during your tour of duty
And #9: tintimacy: affectionately burying your face in a gal's hair shortly after she dyes it; again, as with #7, this practice can result in embarrassing smears of blonde/brown/red pigment on your lips/nose/cheeks

As a result of Willie J's rampant 'n' wanton "clintimacy", half the youngsters in D.C. have his DNA (and his stupid lecherous smirky grin)!
by QuacksO July 9, 2019
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clintonsidense

When a testifying witness dies b4 testifying of mysterious causes
That chomo that hung himself died while working on a plea. What a clintonsidense
by Chucky Vegas September 19, 2019
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Clintonized

The state of being so powerful and influential that it begins to hurt your own image.
The Town Sheriff felt clintonized when people started to walk out on her lofty speech on diversity and inclusiveness while announcing new impractical policies, and those who stayed started booing.
by Calcatian October 5, 2019
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clinton cudas

An elite swim club. A lot of drama that involves dumb shit. Their mommy’s and daddy’s pay too much for them to swim their.
Random kid: Are you a part of the Clinton Cudas?

Some other kid: Yeah did you hear Micheal Phelps swam there?
by Anonymous4272726 October 10, 2019
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